there is a lot of big black spiders about

orrible creepy f.cking things--i cant stand em.

its that time of year mate unfortunately, I hate them aswell

someone said they come into the house looking for mates
well they can piss of and do there shagging in the garden.

orrible creepy f.cking things--i cant stand em.

Take the kids picking conkers, then put a few on the floor in each room, spiders wont go any where near them

PS

I hate them and the missus and kids are worse than me

racist!

Apparently the long hot summer has created a bumper crop of them

Did an experiment on one yesterday. Put it on a table and said walk 5 paces forwards and it walked 5 paces forwards. I then said walk 5 paces backwards and it walked 5 paces backwards. I cut it's legs off with a scissors and put it back on table and said walk 5 paces forwards and it didn't move. I said walk 5 paces backwards and it still didn't move. Think this proves that when you get a spiders legs off it goes deaf.

Earlier today, a spider climbed up one of my drainpipes and I was concerned of the risk of potential blockage. Luckily, it started to rain which washed the spider out. Shortly after, the sun came out & dried up all the rain. Almost immediately, the spider crawled right up the spout again. So I poured bleach over the little-bastard.

Earlier today, a spider climbed up one of my drainpipes and I was concerned of the risk of potential blockage. Luckily, it started to rain which washed the spider out. Shortly after, the sun came out & dried up all the rain. Almost immediately, the spider crawled right up the spout again. So I poured bleach over the little-bastard.

NEWSFLASH!

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