THIS TRUE STORY PROVES RED IS DEAD!!

I was talking to this copper in the pub last night,he is well known in my villiage(rumney).He told me that there has been a massive rise in shed and washing line burglaries in the area and the police were certain they were being carried out by gyppo's.Anyway they were called out to local resident who had all his families clothes stolen off his line,they nicked everything bar one item.......yes you got it the only thing they left was a RED city shirt!!!
Not even the f*cking gyppo's want these shirts!!!

I was talking to this copper in the pub last night,he is well known in my villiage(rumney).He told me that there has been a massive rise in shed and washing line burglaries in the area and the police were certain they were being carried out by gyppo's.Anyway they were called out to local resident who had all his families clothes stolen off his line,they nicked everything bar one item.......yes you got it the only thing they left was a RED city shirt!!!
Not even the f*cking gyppo's want these shirts!!!

this is an underground tactic by Tan. He is sending special missionaries out to nick everything that is not red therefore forcing us all to wear the colour. This is a sign of a desperate man whose superstitions are getting the better of him.

I was talking to this copper in the pub last night,he is well known in my villiage(rumney).He told me that there has been a massive rise in shed and washing line burglaries in the area and the police were certain they were being carried out by gyppo's.Anyway they were called out to local resident who had all his families clothes stolen off his line,they nicked everything bar one item.......yes you got it the only thing they left was a RED city shirt!!!
Not even the f*cking gyppo's want these shirts!!!

this is an underground tactic by Tan. He is sending special missionaries out to nick everything that is not red therefore forcing us all to wear the colour. This is a sign of a desperate man whose superstitions are getting the better of him.

Ha ha I didn't think of that.What a clever tw*t that tan is!!

Well, it does prove that red is lucky.......

So a Copper decided to blab the details of An ongoing criminal investigation to some randoms in a boozer. Seems legit