True Story.

God went to the Arabs and said -

'I have commandments for you that will make your lives better'

Arabs asked: "what are commandments?"

And the lord said, 'They are the rules for living'.

'Thou shall not kill'.

'Not kill? We're not interested'.

So he went to the Africans and the west Indians and said, 'I have commandments'.

The African and West Indians wanted wanted an example , and the lord said-

'Honour thy father and mother',

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

'We're not interested'.

Then he went to the Mexicans and said-

'I have commandments'.

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the lord said 'thou shall not steal'.

'Not steal? We're not interested'.

Then he went to the french and said -

'I have commandments'.

The French too wanted an example and the lord said - 'Thou shall not commit adultery '.

'Sacre bleu!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.

Finally, He went to the Jews and said-

'I have commandments'-

'Commandments'? They said, 'How much are they'?

'They are free'-

'Ok, Well have ten then.

'Commandments'? They said, 'How much are they'?

'They are free'-

'Ok, Well have ten then.

Can I have one?