Help needed from my fellow Bluebirds

I am currently an assistant manager of a pub just on the edge (well pretty much) of cardiff city centre, and have been tasked with some sales building plans which I have left so late I don't know what to do so I please need your help!!

What makes u go to the pub..?

Why do u go to your 'local'..?

What's the worst thing in there..?

What's the best..?

Many thanks for any help received

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