Lets do lunch

Hmm, debating what to have for lunch today. A nice piece of Silverside? Or the Isle of Rockall? Puffins can be such noisy bedfellows though. The trouble with facemasks is that the elastic plays havoc with the TV reception, and that affects the driveshafts, with the unfortunate consequence of forcing the glacial shelf into the fresh fish section of Tesco's on Western Avenue. TYPICAL!

I totally love the random sentence generators you find on Google!