A professor wishes to conduct some research...

A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than 2 inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next few weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.

Just seen milky drive passed with a white flag and a red cross. Hes not english so must just hav a small dick.

Just seen milky drive passed with a white flag and a red cross. Hes not english so must just hav a small dick.

Why have you brought Malky into this now? It's a joke ffs! A joke which I stole years ago, but it never gets old so I have used it for every tournament England have played in since.

Reel em in