What are you cooking?

I'm cooking Lemon Baked Salmon Recipe with new potatoes, runner beans, carrots.

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Crack

I'm cooking up a plot to show our relegation from the Premier League was a conspiracy organised by a Swansea based illegitimate gambling organisation based on the Cosa Nostra.

Crack

Would love to but have to budget these days so nice cooking comes first.

Fair play, i'd love it if someone was cooking for me!!

Meals on wheels a great service!

Fair play, i'd love it if someone was cooking for me!!

Mc D is open

Fair play, i'd love it if someone was cooking for me!!

Mc D is open

No good for a vegetarian

Home made version of KFC, wife is gluten intolerant so after a bit of faffing about, we now have a decent alternative

Dead hitch-hikers. The meat is quite tender and you can fashion the skins into slim-fitting summer shorts.

I'm cooking Lemon Baked Salmon Recipe with new potatoes, runner beans, carrots.

Tune in next Saturday even for another tip

I prefer to wrap pancetta around my salmon before frying and finishing with a drizzle of balsamic glaze. The pancetta crisps up nicely and the salmon's moisture is sealed in and the fish remains moist and juicy.

Whereas I prefer to marinate illegal Romanian migrants overnight in teriyaki sauce before stir-frying them and serving with soy & ginger pak choi. Marinating them in the fridge overnight really helps to crisp the skins and also helps to muffle the screams.