statistically, at this time of year, wife beating goes up

I would just like to make a very serious post to the forum.

Yes, we are all very upset at our failure in the Premier League, and when people are upset they often beat their wives. At this time of year, in relegated failure geological areas domestic violence rates often go up.

Please DO NOT beat your wives, its not the answer!

Beat your children instead.

Or your cock

Or your cock

or your dog

Only a joke love your dog

Your neighbours cat though

I would just like to make a very serious post to the forum.

Yes, we are all very upset at our failure in the Premier League, and when people are upset they often beat their wives. At this time of year, in relegated failure geological areas domestic violence rates often go up.

Please DO NOT beat your wives, its not the answer!

I would never beat my wife, she does as she's told.

I have never beat my wife..........but I have beat and egg