Message board posters -different to what you expect

Met a few posters last night at awards evening, all different to image I had built up of them.A really good evening.

Im 7 foot 4 and hard as f**k on the messageboard

Im 7 foot 4 and hard as f**k on the messageboard

Im 7 foot 4 and hard as f**k on the messageboard

and a waiter at the awards?

Bet you never noticed me in my black cocktail dress and sling backs.

Im 7 foot 4 and hard as f**k on the messageboard

I'm a 5ft 11 balding fat bloke with nicoteen stained fingers who's got a wanking habbit now picture that or I could be a 6 ft 5 hard as f**k internet idiot I've met loads of fans off here for a drink but can not put a picture to a forum name tbh.