Protest

Strong rumour. Three Cardiff season ticket holders have nailed their season tickets in protest as their shit season continues to a tree by the stadium.
A random person found them and took them home with him.
He was quoted saying I took them, as you never know when your going to need three nails!

As I'm two years into a Pshycology degree I would hazard an educated guess that you are single (or in a relationship where the partner can 't find anything better but will be off line a shot when a;he gets a better job or b;pulls someone a bit less cringy
)that you have had a few ales,that you are the life and soul down the pub but it always seems to be your round ,that you have a rabbit ,and sit on your hand before masturbating.(that means wanking)

Your two years into a course that you can't spell

Your two years into a course that you can't spell