Chelsea fans planning trouble

Police have info that Chelsea hooligans are planning on arriving in cardiff the night before the game so put your tin hat on and batten down the hatches wonder if the soul crew will come out of retirement for this one

Police have info that Chelsea hooligans are planning on arriving in cardiff the night before the game so put your tin hat on and batten down the hatches wonder if the soul crew will come out of retirement for this one

"wonder if the soul crew will come out of retirement for this one" Luckily for you I have researched this and indeed they are allowed to come out of retirement. An added bonus is that they will no longer have to pay national insurance and in some cases their earnings will not be taxable! Looking good all round I'd say!

David Cameron has promised to increase the retirement age meaning many Soul Crew members will have to come out of retirement and back into hooliganism.

Ed Miliband had this to say, 'Its absolutely disgusting that he's raising the retirement age and forcing ex hooligans to come out of retirement. They should be living a life of luxury and if I am voted into office in 2015 I will make it my main mission, as part of the commitment to the EU, to provide all retired Soul Crew members with a free luxury holiday home next to Annis' in Spain. That way they can all relax together and reminisce about the good old times. I want to take this Labour back to its old socialist roots'.

David Cameron declined to comment on what Ed Miliband had to say and Nick Clegg couldn't be found after hours of searching Cameron's backside.

Meanwhile Farage, whilst sipping a pint in 'Spoons said, 'I think its fascinating that British hooliganism is coming back and it'd be lovely to see Brits doing something they felt passionately about without becoming victims of EU red tape. For years and years now we've been living in the shadow of the Turks and Russians when it comes to such a thing and we really need to impose ourself on the rest of the world as a leading hooliganism power. Only by leaving the EU can we really see British hooliganism flourish and see a return to the 80's.'

Source: my over imaginative mind.

[quote="splott bluebird"]Police have info that Chelsea hooligans are planning on arriving in cardiff the night before the game so put your tin hat on and batten down the hatches wonder if the soul crew will come out of retirement for this one[/quotie]
If Chelsea are coming the night before what will they be expecting cant see any thing happening to be hones

David Cameron has promised to increase the retirement age meaning many Soul Crew members will have to come out of retirement and back into hooliganism.

Ed Miliband had this to say, 'Its absolutely disgusting that he's raising the retirement age and forcing ex hooligans to come out of retirement. They should be living a life of luxury and if I am voted into office in 2015 I will make it my main mission, as part of the commitment to the EU, to provide all retired Soul Crew members with a free luxury holiday home next to Annis' in Spain. That way they can all relax together and reminisce about the good old times. I want to take this Labour back to its old socialist roots'.

David Cameron declined to comment on what Ed Miliband had to say and Nick Clegg couldn't be found after hours of searching Cameron's backside.

Meanwhile Farage, whilst sipping a pint in 'Spoons said, 'I think its fascinating that British hooliganism is coming back and it'd be lovely to see Brits doing something they felt passionately about without becoming victims of EU red tape. For years and years now we've been living in the shadow of the Turks and Russians when it comes to such a thing and we really need to impose ourself on the rest of the world as a leading hooliganism power. Only by leaving the EU can we really see British hooliganism flourish and see a return to the 80's.'

Source: my over imaginative mind.

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