JACK CALLING CARDS/STICKERS

Anyone quaking in their boots yet?????

*cringe*

The only correct thing on that card is 'tits'. And 'Swansea' is spelt with a capital letter, or a Big Ssssss if your actually from Swansea. Half Price Hooligans indeed. Tits.

Any "hooligan" activity is laced with *cringe* surely...

People still use them

If the half-price jack hooligan holding the card bites his nails any further he will expose bone. Utter tw*t. And a nervous Utter tw*t at that. It can't be SL69 as you can at least read it.

If the half-price jack hooligan holding the card bites his nails any further he will expose bone. Utter tw*t. And a nervous Utter tw*t at that. It can't be SL69 as you can at least read it.

If he tried to spell that it would say arias, porkies, nits and laughter.

If the half-price jack hooligan holding the card bites his nails any further he will expose bone. Utter tw*t. And a nervous Utter tw*t at that. It can't be SL69 as you can at least read it.

If he tried to spell that it would say arias, porkies, nits and laughter.

His own business card reads:

Paul The Profeshunal Plasturur Ltd.
I yam mostly based in Swansea and Tieland/South East Asia and am a Thyme Served Tradesman With Many Ears XXXperiances. I have many satisfyed klients that i have personally satisfyed myself, have my own van and I also can prove that beyond doubt that I have absolutly No! i.e. ZERO! convictions for sexual-related crimes & that they were just allegayshuns that eventually fell down in court but did take kwite a while to eventualy go away. Bastards.
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