THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE COMING

To take you all away...

To take you all away...

what about you then young lady............are you included in this?

To take you all away...

Hopefully just you

To take you all away...

And hopefully Tan

To take you all away...

And hopefully Tan

you just couldnt resist a thread that had men with white coats,now could you?

All of us... You lot included... This forum is barmy of late

All of us... You lot included... This forum is barmy of late

its April......and its the 6th April on the bounce that we arnt sure what division we will be in next year..bound to make some people a bit random and loopy.................and of course..TAN invented Aprils.

Consistency. I am so confused reading. One week we hail the brilliance of playing cambell on the wing. Another week we think its ludicrous. One week we are to defensive going to wba with a 5 back line. Next week we are totally idiots playing 4-4-2 at home. One week we slate whittingham, the next we slate not playing him. Why are we not playing cala, why are we playing cala. John needs a break, why are we playing taylor? Is turner still at the stadium holding his hand up? Fabio is shit, but better than the other shit. Why do we play shit? Its malkys fault, and jones. But ole have to take responsibility. He worked all week on a plan outplaying palace strong point, midfield. Remember mutch first goal against liverpool? Lets try to recreate that. Medel holds midfield, zaha goes wide, Either cuts the ball inside to mutch, or play head ball to jones, who either flicks to cambell behind him or back to daelhi who runs deep. Nope! Bad tactics! Need to be sacked! Its malkys players bought by jones. No, ole signed 7 players. Did any one actually see cowie play striker when he swapped for jones? Why did tan make ole swap cowie for jones, he should keep out of football matters. Its tans fault! Tan out! He lied! Is turner still holding his hand up? And why did malky by cornelius when he could have had sushi instead? Why keep swapping kim and gunnar? They surely havent got the same qualities, exactly. I am so confused, but there is consistency, and it has been for years, and its raving madness!

^ They are taking you first!

I have a white coat. Can I be of service?

^ They are taking you first!

For pinning down the madness? No, they employ people like me! On high wages