something dangerous for CCFC..Any Suggestions?

The Crim feels like doing something dangerous for CCFC so that it will capture the attention of the media and help the club forward in our fight for liberation.
We are BlueBird Freedom fighters now boys. The time is now. Now is the time for Cardiff Salvation and Liberty.

Any suggestions what I can do and where? Obviously we want it to go on Local TV, and radio news.

Please come hit me with your ideas below
HE WHO DARES, WINS

Thanks
Respect
The Crim NO SURRENDER

Rape a cow on the field.

Pour a tin of blue gloss over Vincent Tan.

Pour a tin of blue gloss over Vincent Tan.

Sorry m8 I would do it but that man does not deserve to wear the colour blue! He is not worthy.

Rape a cow on the field.

Thanks Mario for your suggestion. Can you elaborate so I can see how raping a cow would get a message across to the media regarding BlueBirds Unite fight for freedom?

Jump off the Severn bridge.

Punch yourself in the face repeatedly until he changes us back to blue. The media will be all over that!

Pour a tin of blue gloss over Vincent Tan.

Sorry m8 I would do it but that man does not deserve to wear the colour blue! He is not worthy.

pour red paint over him ,and tell the media you got the colours mixed up.........youll look really stupid..BUT its a cert as front page news

Hire some Russian assassin of eBay and get tan "out of the way"

Jump off the Severn bridge.

what like a bungee jump? and hold a tan out flag as i jump?

Pour a tin of blue gloss over Vincent Tan.

Sorry m8 I would do it but that man does not deserve to wear the colour blue! He is not worthy.

pour red paint over him ,and tell the media you got the colours mixed up.........youll look really stupid..BUT its a cert as front page news

I have just converted back to blue so i don't think i could touch red paint again ever

Punch yourself in the face repeatedly until he changes us back to blue. The media will be all over that!

This one sounds good. I am into self harm anyway so i can manage this no problem. I am pleased to say that your suggestion has made the shortlist, Well done Cardiff Daft

Here's one Crim:

Run your own away derby by going to The Libertine for the last game of the season in your nice red top. They'll love it!

By the way, take your snorkel and flippers marine boy!!!!!

Rape a cow on the field.

Here's one Crim:

Run your own away derby by going to The Libertine for the last game of the season in your nice red top. They'll love it!

By the way, take your snorkel and flippers marine boy!!!!!

I don't swim away especially in a dive like that plaice

I don't swim away especially in a dive like that plaice

Enough of the fish puns please, you're giving me a haddock.

Jump off the Severn bridge.

what like a bungee jump? and hold a tan out flag as i jump?

Yes, like a bungee jump but without the bungee. One way trip. Now that's dangerous!

Jump off the Severn bridge.

what like a bungee jump? and hold a tan out flag as i jump?

Yes, like a bungee jump but without the bungee. One way trip. Now that's dangerous!

1. Cardiff Daft! wrote:
Punch yourself in the face repeatedly until he changes us back to blue. The media will be all over that!

2. Bluebird86 wrote:
Jump off the Severn bridge.
what like a bungee jump? and hold a tan out flag as i jump?
Yes, like a bungee jump but without the bungee. One way trip. Now that's dangerous!

I need 1 more suggestion to add to the short list and then i can have forum members to vote which one i do. so come on boys get you rthinking caps on.
The Crim

I don't swim away especially in a dive like that plaice

Enough of the fish puns please, you're giving me a haddock.

very good

Sponsored silence!

Lock yourself in a freezer until you turn blue and only come out when the kit matches your skin

Lock yourself in a freezer until you turn blue and only come out when the kit matches your skin

ok cool one thats 4 for the poll as follows

1. by Aramore- ]Lock yourself in a freezer until you turn blue and only come out when the kit matches your skin

2. by woodville willie Sponsored silence!
Wow it will be like that indian that held his arm up for many years. i saw it on idiot abroad. nice one willie.

3. by Cardiff Daft! wrote:
Punch yourself in the face repeatedly until he changes us back to blue. The media will be all over that!

4. Bluebird86 wrote:
Jump off the Severn bridge.
what like a bungee jump? and hold a tan out flag as i jump?
Yes, like a bungee jump but without the bungee. One way trip. Now that's dangerous!

Chain yourself to the Ninian gates and go on hunger strike until we're back in blue. That will get you loads of attention.

Chain yourself to the Ninian gates and go on hunger strike until we're back in blue. That will get you loads of attention.

Thank you for your suggestions however they are now officially closed however I have chosen my Golden 4. Please go to my new thread called "OFFICIAL CRIMSON CANTON POLL" to vote.

Crimson would like to thank you for your input
Good day sir

I like the name CCFF... Cardiff City Freedom Fighters

Jump off the grandstand roof with a jump rope attached to you.

This will have to be well worked out. The rope will need to be at the correct length, your jump will need to be spot on so you can get enough swing in order to swing into the directors box and kick tan squad in the face.

Pour a tin of blue gloss over Vincent Tan.

Sorry m8 I would do it but that man does not deserve to wear the colour blue! He is not worthy.

pour red paint over him ,and tell the media you got the colours mixed up.........youll look really stupid..BUT its a cert as front page news

I have just converted back to blue so i don't think i could touch red paint again ever

dont you see......THAT would be the head line......EX RED WHO HAS SEEN THE LIGHT TIPS WRONG COLOUR PAINT OVER VT AS A PROTEST..........the article could go on to say what a mixed up kid youve become since TANs rebrand..........cross fingers then that people dont queue up to say your head has always been fucked up...........

Rape a cow on the field.

I TRIED THAT.But i kept falling off the step ladder.

Rape a cow on the field.

I TRIED THAT.But i kept falling off the step ladder.

May the Official Crimson Canton suggest trying Stilts?

I like the name CCFF... Cardiff City Freedom Fighters

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