Official Made Up Malky Rumours Thread

Post your best official made-up rumours about Malky in here

Malky played attacking football once

Post your best official made-up rumours about Malky in here

Malky posts under the name of Annis on here

Once turned down dinner at Cowie's house to play a game of chess with Craig Noone

Malkey signed himself after failing to get a centre back in the summer for a club record fee to be made in yearly instalments to his agent Iain moody .

The real reason he fell out with Tan is they were playing Connect 4 and Malky wouldnt let Tan go reds.

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

Wrong thread

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

Wrong thread

My made up rumour is the part in bold, as this is sadly not the case. Try reading ALL of my post first before you make one of your silly comments please.

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

Wrong thread

My made up rumour is the part in bold, as this is sadly not the case. Try reading ALL of my post first before you make one of your silly comments please.

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Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

Wrong thread

My made up rumour is the part in bold, as this is sadly not the case. Try reading ALL of my post first before you make one of your silly comments please.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thank you for your immature, irrelevant response.

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

Wrong thread

My made up rumour is the part in bold, as this is sadly not the case. Try reading ALL of my post first before you make one of your silly comments please.

I got it first time you boring c**t.

This is a light hearted thread its the wrong thread as your whining like a sick puppy for Malky is not in the spirit of the thread.

f**k off back to ccmb you might get more compassion over there.

Malky was having sex with a rent boy from the Tonteg area

Malky was having sex with a rent boy from the Tonteg area

Malky doesn't take a cut on transfers

He got sacked because he made a sex tape with Tans misses and then used Tans red city shirt to clean up

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

Wrong thread

My made up rumour is the part in bold, as this is sadly not the case. Try reading ALL of my post first before you make one of your silly comments please.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thank you for your immature, irrelevant response.

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He got sacked because he made a sex tape with Tans misses and then used Tans red city shirt to clean up

Do you have a link to the video

He got sacked because he made a sex tape with Tans misses and then used Tans red city shirt to clean up

Do you have a link to the video

No sorry mate Malky and Vincent came round to make sure I deleted it. Got a deep fried mars bar out of it and a red scarf, so every cloud

He got sacked because he made a sex tape with Tans misses and then used Tans red city shirt to clean up

Do you have a link to the video

No sorry mate Malky and Vincent came round to make sure I deleted it. Got a deep fried mars bar out of it and a red scarf, so every cloud

Malky was having sex with a rent boy from the Tonteg area

Fetch the net, I've caught some big ones here!

Malky was having sex with a rent boy from the Tonteg area

Fetch the net, I've caught some big ones here!

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Malky made the team difficult to beat and had a shit hot defensive record

Malky made the team difficult to beat and had a shit hot defensive record

We have a winner

Great idea!

Tans closest personal aid told me this in total confidence over a beer last night in the Napier. Malky once used Craig Bellamy's toothbrush to clean the alloys on his new Mercedes S class.Craig caught him in the act and recognised it as his prized wisdom sonic whitening dental brush and promptly inserted a 10 iron into Malkys posterior. Malky had the club removed in a secret operation in Harley street. Ever since they only communicated using notes, morse code, brail and clicking noises similar to that of a bottle nosed dolphin.

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

There is always one, you need to read the title of the thread

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

There is always one, you need to read the title of the thread

You need to read until the very end of my post!

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

There is always one, you need to read the title of the thread

You need to read until the very end of my post!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Tommy Smith is Malky's half brother, Don Cowie is the other half

Malky's record of taking over our squad with initially only 10 first team players, assembling his own squad on a small budget to get us to the playoffs and the Carling Cup final in his first season, winning his first 10 home games last season leading to us winning the title at a canter and giving us Premiership football for the first time in 51 years, then keeping us above the relegation zone this season despite Tan's constant disruptions and interference to undermine him, are achievements still thought of fondly to this very day by ALL Cardiff City fans!!

There is always one, you need to read the title of the thread

You need to read until the very end of my post!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Not being funny but you don't come across the brightest with your debating skills in this thread. You seem so stupid, if you were given 2 guesses which way an elevators going you would still probably guess wrongly!