How to make sure tan doesn't get what he wants

So tan wants to Market us to the Asian Market as we all know. For me he overstepped the mark a while ago but his latest interview shows no respect to the fans. In order to stop tans objectives I think it's time to mock the very audience he's trying to sell us to. Carrying dolls heads to mock the malaysian headhunting past, these can then be used to write messages on like "f**k off tan" and thrown on the pitch. Or what about a sodomy goal celebration as this is frowned upon in Asia/Malaysia How can you sell the club to the Asian Market when the fans pretend to bum each other after each goal. Extreme I know but I'm sure it would work

So tan wants to Market us to the Asian Market as we all know. For me he overstepped the mark a while ago but his latest interview shows no respect to the fans. In order to stop tans objectives I think it's time to mock the very audience he's trying to sell us to. Carrying dolls heads to mock the malaysian headhunting past, these can then be used to write messages on like "f**k off tan" and thrown on the pitch. Or what about a sodomy goal celebration as this is frowned upon in Asia/Malaysia How can you sell the club to the Asian Market when the fans pretend to bum each other after each goal. Extreme I know but I'm sure it would work

Brilliant! Now why didnt i think of that!? What kind off dolls where you thinking about? This will makes us soo superior and everyone will finally realise the true face of Tan!

Nothing to do with being superior, he wants to Market us to Malaysia but why would they buy into us if we mock them?

So tan wants to Market us to the Asian Market as we all know. For me he overstepped the mark a while ago but his latest interview shows no respect to the fans. In order to stop tans objectives I think it's time to mock the very audience he's trying to sell us to. Carrying dolls heads to mock the malaysian headhunting past, these can then be used to write messages on like "f**k off tan" and thrown on the pitch. Or what about a sodomy goal celebration as this is frowned upon in Asia/Malaysia How can you sell the club to the Asian Market when the fans pretend to bum each other after each goal. Extreme I know but I'm sure it would work

you're off your head.

Wait a minute! Isnt all dolls made in asia? Wouldnt they just have a lough at us for bying all the dolls and fill their pockets?

So tan wants to Market us to the Asian Market as we all know. For me he overstepped the mark a while ago but his latest interview shows no respect to the fans. In order to stop tans objectives I think it's time to mock the very audience he's trying to sell us to. Carrying dolls heads to mock the malaysian headhunting past, these can then be used to write messages on like "f**k off tan" and thrown on the pitch. Or what about a sodomy goal celebration as this is frowned upon in Asia/Malaysia How can you sell the club to the Asian Market when the fans pretend to bum each other after each goal. Extreme I know but I'm sure it would work

you're off your head.

Do you think it would work or not?

Wait a minute! Isnt all dolls made in asia? Wouldnt they just have a lough at us for bying all the dolls and fill their pockets?

Charity shop, not an Asian relief one though

So tan wants to Market us to the Asian Market as we all know. For me he overstepped the mark a while ago but his latest interview shows no respect to the fans. In order to stop tans objectives I think it's time to mock the very audience he's trying to sell us to. Carrying dolls heads to mock the malaysian headhunting past, these can then be used to write messages on like "f**k off tan" and thrown on the pitch. Or what about a sodomy goal celebration as this is frowned upon in Asia/Malaysia How can you sell the club to the Asian Market when the fans pretend to bum each other after each goal. Extreme I know but I'm sure it would work

you're off your head.

Do you think it would work or not?

Possibly, just can imagine a sodomy goal celebration. Even the fans would be shocked . I think we'd be mocked even more than we are at present.

Wait a minute! Isnt all dolls made in asia? Wouldnt they just have a lough at us for bying all the dolls and fill their pockets?

Charity shop, not an Asian relief one though

Hmm. I think you are on to something! All we need now is 15000 non asian made dolls!

So tan wants to Market us to the Asian Market as we all know. For me he overstepped the mark a while ago but his latest interview shows no respect to the fans. In order to stop tans objectives I think it's time to mock the very audience he's trying to sell us to. Carrying dolls heads to mock the malaysian headhunting past, these can then be used to write messages on like "f**k off tan" and thrown on the pitch. Or what about a sodomy goal celebration as this is frowned upon in Asia/Malaysia How can you sell the club to the Asian Market when the fans pretend to bum each other after each goal. Extreme I know but I'm sure it would work

you're off your head.

Do you think it would work or not?

Possibly, just can imagine a sodomy goal celebration. Even the fans would be shocked . I think we'd be mocked even more than we are at present.

I'm sure we have all gone with a few repulsive birds in our time, dry humping the bloke next to you would even come close to to the embaressment of waking up and realising what you brought home the night before.

So tan wants to Market us to the Asian Market as we all know. For me he overstepped the mark a while ago but his latest interview shows no respect to the fans. In order to stop tans objectives I think it's time to mock the very audience he's trying to sell us to. Carrying dolls heads to mock the malaysian headhunting past, these can then be used to write messages on like "f**k off tan" and thrown on the pitch. Or what about a sodomy goal celebration as this is frowned upon in Asia/Malaysia How can you sell the club to the Asian Market when the fans pretend to bum each other after each goal. Extreme I know but I'm sure it would work

you're off your head.

Do you think it would work or not?

Possibly, just can imagine a sodomy goal celebration. Even the fans would be shocked . I think we'd be mocked even more than we are at present.

I'm sure we have all gone with a few repulsive birds in our time, dry humping the bloke next to you would even come close to to the embaressment of waking up and realising what you brought home the night before.

I agree! The dolls seem a bit far fetched. 15000 blue shirts dry humping will get the message out there!

So tan wants to Market us to the Asian Market as we all know. For me he overstepped the mark a while ago but his latest interview shows no respect to the fans. In order to stop tans objectives I think it's time to mock the very audience he's trying to sell us to. Carrying dolls heads to mock the malaysian headhunting past, these can then be used to write messages on like "f**k off tan" and thrown on the pitch. Or what about a sodomy goal celebration as this is frowned upon in Asia/Malaysia How can you sell the club to the Asian Market when the fans pretend to bum each other after each goal. Extreme I know but I'm sure it would work

you're off your head.

Do you think it would work or not?

Possibly, just can imagine a sodomy goal celebration. Even the fans would be shocked . I think we'd be mocked even more than we are at present.

I'm sure we have all gone with a few repulsive birds in our time, dry humping the bloke next to you would even come close to to the embaressment of waking up and realising what you brought home the night before.

I agree! The dolls seem a bit far fetched. 15000 blue shirts dry humping will get the message out there!

So in summary, we have to throw dolls heads around and all simulate bumming eachother during a match.
What on earth?????

So in summary, we have to throw dolls heads around and all simulate bumming eachother during a match.
What on earth?????

No, if it was up to that would just be the start

Why don't you all get kilts on , and in unison all bare your arses like Braveheart.

I think sodomy and bumthuggery is the best form of protest in getting Tan out

Why don't you all get kilts on , and in unison all bare your arses like Braveheart.

That would mean everyone would have an arse in their faces from the person behind them

Why don't you all get kilts on , and in unison all bare your arses like Braveheart.

That would mean everyone would have an arse in their faces from the person behind them

Sometimes you just got to grin and bear it

Fairplay. This had made me laugh. f*cking crazy

Why don't you all get kilts on , and in unison all bare your arses like Braveheart.

Maybe then we will be free of tan

Fair play, never thought surrealism might be the way to force Tan out

So in summary, we have to throw dolls heads around and all simulate bumming eachother during a match.
What on earth?????

When is this happening?

This is a very weird thread

Wait a minute! Isnt all dolls made in asia? Wouldnt they just have a lough at us for bying all the dolls and fill their pockets?

Charity shop, not an Asian relief one though

Hmm. I think you are on to something! All we need now is 15000 non asian made dolls!

Plus 15000 idiots who don't mind bummin each other on match of the day.