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English Lessons

Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:06 pm

Having read through numerous posts on this site I am shocked by the poor standard of grammar, punctuation and generally low ability to speak English. As such. I feel moved to offer free English lessons to all members of this site. All you need to do is to pm me - all requests will be held in the strictest confidence.

For those choosing not to take up my offer then below will give you some simple tips:

It is 'lose' not 'loose'
'Would have' instead of 'would of'

Guidance for the use of 'there, their and they're' - http://www.wikihow.com/Use-There,-Their-and-They're

Of course, I'll accept some of you simply have fat fingers and make mistakes in the heat of bashing out your important messages. Still, it would not hurt many of you to stop, think and plan before committing to screen.

You may thank me later,

Regards

Derrick Abalone

Re: English Lessons

Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:18 pm

inky spoltt blot blud clot wrote:Having read through numerous posts on this site I am shocked by the poor standard of grammar, punctuation and generally low ability to speak English. As such. I feel moved to offer free English lessons to all members of this site. All you need to do is to pm me - all requests will be held in the strictest confidence.

For those choosing not to take up my offer then below will give you some simple tips:

It is 'lose' not 'loose'
'Would have' instead of 'would of'

Guidance for the use of 'there, their and they're' - http://www.wikihow.com/Use-There,-Their-and-They're

Of course, I'll accept some of you simply have fat fingers and make mistakes in the heat of bashing out your important messages. Still, it would not hurt many of you to stop, think and plan before committing to screen.

You may thank me later,

Regards


Derrick Abalone


f**k off you Knob Jockey, no spelling mistakes there. ;) ;)

Re: English Lessons

Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:32 pm

dylem i gyd fod yn siarad yn Gymraeg ffwcio y Saesneg

Re: English Lessons

Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:36 pm

inky spoltt blot blud clot wrote:Having read through numerous posts on this site I am shocked by the poor standard of grammar, punctuation and generally low ability to speak English. As such. I feel moved to offer free English lessons to all members of this site. All you need to do is to pm me - all requests will be held in the strictest confidence.

For those choosing not to take up my offer then below will give you some simple tips:

It is 'lose' not 'loose'
'Would have' instead of 'would of'

Guidance for the use of 'there, their and they're' - http://www.wikihow.com/Use-There,-Their-and-They're

Of course, I'll accept some of you simply have fat fingers and make mistakes in the heat of bashing out your important messages. Still, it would not hurt many of you to stop, think and plan before committing to screen.

You may thank me later,

Regards

Derrick Abalone

stwffio'r Saesneg i wyf Cymraeg