fools and horses

Stick a donkey in me defence,
I'll fetch the coco pops from the caravan.
Cos if you want the worst 'uns,and you don't ask questions,
Then mush, n’gogs your man.
Cos who the f bought him is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of Laudrup,And the size of Bony.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,How the f is Garry Monk the boss?
La-la-laLa-lala-laLa-la-laLa-lala-la.
CLOSING THEME:
We've got some half price crack pipes and miles and miles of pubic lice,
STD.s, anti freeze and Mal Pope L.P.s,
Nathan dyers selling gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and Spanish leather
And Michael Laudrup track suits from a mush in Townhill mush,mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush ...
No Coco pops, no apple juice,
No money back, from Uncle Huw,
Black and white, were in the shite,
Wont be long before were broke......
God bless the championship,Viva the Championship,Long live the championship,C'est magnifique, Championship,Magnifique, championship,

how the f**k does monk being manager work

Stick a donkey in me defence,
I'll fetch the coco pops from caravan.
Cos if you want the worst 'uns,and you don't ask questions,
Then mush, n’gogs your man.
Cos who the f bought him is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of Laudrup,And the size of Bony.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, how Garry Monk the boss co he's a jerk
La-la-laLa-lala-laLa-la-laLa-lala-la.
CLOSING THEME:
We've got some half price crack pipes and miles and miles of pubic lice,
STD.s, anti freeze and Mal Pope L.P.s,
Nathan dyers selling gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and Spanish leather
And Michael Laudrup track suits from a mush in Townhill mush,mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush ...
No Coco pops, no apple juice,
No money back, from Uncle Huw,
Black and white, were in the shite,
Wont be long before were broke......
God bless the championship,Viva the Championship,Long live the championship,C'est magnifique, Championship,Magnifique, championship,

Stick a donkey in me defence,
I'll fetch the coco pops from caravan.
Cos if you want the worst 'uns,and you don't ask questions,
Then mush... n’gogs your man.
Cos who the f bought him is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of Laudrup,And the size of Bony.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, how Garry Monks the boss cos he's a jerk
La-la-laLa-lala-laLa-la-laLa-lala-la.
CLOSING THEME:
We've got some half price crack pipes and miles and miles of pubic lice,
STD.s, anti freeze and Mal Pope L.P.s,
Nathan dyers selling gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and Spanish leather
and Laudrup track suits from a mush in Townhill mush,mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush ...
No Coco pops, no apple juice,
No money back, from Uncle Huw,
Black and white, were in the shite,
Wont be long before were broke......
God bless the championship,Viva the Championship,Long live the championship,C'est magnifique, Championship,Magnifique, championship,

the first verse is class..............

Fair play fella good effort

how the f**k does monk being manager work

How does this sound:
But heres the one thats driving me beserk,
How is Garry Monk doing managers work.

I fukin lvs it mush haha gd effort

Stick a donkey in me defence,
I'll fetch the coco pops from the caravan.
Cos if you want the worst 'uns,and you don't ask questions,
Then mush, n’gogs your man.
Cos who the f bought him is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of Laudrup,And the size of Bony.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,How the f is Garry Monk the boss?
La-la-laLa-lala-laLa-la-laLa-lala-la.
CLOSING THEME:
We've got some half price crack pipes and miles and miles of pubic lice,
STD.s, anti freeze and Mal Pope L.P.s,
Nathan dyers selling gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and Spanish leather
And Michael Laudrup track suits from a mush in Townhill mush,mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush ...
No Coco pops, no apple juice,
No money back, from Uncle Huw,
Black and white, were in the shite,
Wont be long before were broke......
God bless the championship,Viva the Championship,Long live the championship,C'est magnifique, Championship,Magnifique, championship,

brilliant mate how about cutting it down a bit to .....

No Coco pops, no apple juice,
No money back, from Uncle Huw,
Black and white, you are shite,
Wont be long before your out of top flight......
God bless ole g, viva ole g, Long live ole g, we say magnifique ole g, Magnifique,ole g,

how the f**k does monk being manager work

How does this sound:
But heres the one thats driving me beserk,
How is Garry Monk doing managers work.

or..how can garry monk being manager work