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GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:41 pm

Here's a song for you all to sing on Saturday at the shitterty stadium

Gary monks a wanker he wears a wankers hat
And when he signed for Swansea he said I fancy that
He wants to have six fingers he wants to shag his mum
And when he wears his Swansea top he takes it up the bum !!!!!

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:33 pm

I love it! Sing it Saturday please! I cant make it

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:34 pm

What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:53 pm

d20 wrote:Here's a song for you all to sing on Saturday at the shitterty stadium

Gary monks a wanker he wears a wankers hat
And when he signed for Swansea he said I fancy that
He wants to have six fingers he wants to shag his mum
And when he wears his Swansea top he takes it up the bum !!!!!


made me laugh on the other thread, and again on here. Quality mate. I liked the Chico offerings too :lol: :lol: :lol: :ole:

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:57 pm

Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


It's a bit like a magic one but it's for wankers.....lots of lemons wear them. :D

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:59 pm

Hoochie Coochie Blues wrote:
Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


It's a bit like a magic one but it's for wankers.....lots of lemons wear them. :D


I'll have to make sure I don;t have one then :ayatollah:

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:28 pm

I take my hat off to you for that decision.

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:35 pm

Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


Easy to spot mate just look for Gary monk he'll have it on !!!!

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:54 pm

Who's Gary Monk?

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:05 pm

Aramore wrote:
Hoochie Coochie Blues wrote:
Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


It's a bit like a magic one but it's for wankers.....lots of lemons wear them. :D


I'll have to make sure I don;t have one then :ayatollah:

I'm only twisting your lemons :ayatollah:

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:20 pm

Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


It's usually got "Cardiff City Football Club" written on it somewhere!

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:20 pm

Brilliant chant. :ayatollah:

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:21 pm

PremierJacks wrote:
Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


It's usually got "Cardiff City Football Club" written on it somewhere!


Nope pretty sure it doesn't :ayatollah:

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:22 pm

Aramore wrote:
PremierJacks wrote:
Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


It's usually got "Cardiff City Football Club" written on it somewhere!


Nope pretty sure it doesn't :ayatollah:


Trust me, mate, it does! Available in blue, but usually seen in red!

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:24 pm

PremierJacks wrote:
Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


It's usually got "Cardiff City Football Club" written on it somewhere!

lolololololololololololol

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:27 pm

PremierJacks wrote:
Aramore wrote:
PremierJacks wrote:
Aramore wrote:What's a wankers hat look like mate? :ayatollah:


It's usually got "Cardiff City Football Club" written on it somewhere!


Nope pretty sure it doesn't :ayatollah:


Trust me, mate, it does! Available in blue, but usually seen in red!


I was under the impression they were usually white? :ayatollah:

Re: GARY MONKS A WANKER HE WEARS A WANKERS HAT

Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:13 am

Why would you want to sing a song that the jacks should sing?