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FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:05 pm

How we going to stop these pro reds mate? They're absolute savages. I went to buy a can of Red Bull earlier in SPAR so I could stay up late tonight and get some work done and they told me I won't be served because I was wearing a blue Cardiff City top from the 2008/2009 season. In the end I had to go to the Londis and settle for a few cans of cheap energy drink but its not the same. Pro reds have basically ruined my entire education. What animals.

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:07 pm

Green Arrow wrote:How we going to stop these pro reds mate? They're absolute savages. I went to buy a can of Red Bull earlier in SPAR so I could stay up late tonight and get some work done and they told me I won't be served because I was wearing a blue Cardiff City top from the 2008/2009 season. In the end I had to go to the Londis and settle for a few cans of cheap energy drink but its not the same. Pro reds have basically ruined my entire education. What animals.

You're staying up for the super bowl ya lying yankee lover

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:17 pm

The reds have taken red bull as their official drink because of the name. I've had the exact same problems when I'm trying to get my double vodka red bulls they always refuse to serve me red bull and insist on ENERGY or some cheap alternative.


I think they're playing a long game here. They know if they can prevent us noble blues from getting our preferred energy drink which is our right as true Cardiff fans they will know we won't have the energy to fight them on the terraces.

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:19 pm

Personally I've stopped drinking Coca Cola because of the obvious red connotations and I intend to stop going to McDonalds as it will fund Emperor Tan's rebrand machine.

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:19 pm

Blue_Always wrote:You're staying up for the super bowl ya lying yankee lover


Please...pro reds are on the verge of solar system domination and all you can think about is enlarged cereal bowls...good grief. You need to get your priorities in order before the pro reds take over.

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:20 pm

Aramore wrote:Personally I've stopped drinking Coca Cola because of the obvious red connotations and I intend to stop going to McDonalds as it will fund Emperor Tan's rebrand machine.


I just left McDonalds. I asked for sour cream sauce but they insisted on me having ketchup. Clear pro reds trying to force the red upon us by subtle brainwashing techniques. They make the illuminati look like childs play.

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:22 pm

Green Arrow wrote:
Aramore wrote:Personally I've stopped drinking Coca Cola because of the obvious red connotations and I intend to stop going to McDonalds as it will fund Emperor Tan's rebrand machine.


I just left McDonalds. I asked for sour cream sauce but they insisted on me having ketchup. Clear pro reds trying to force the red upon us by subtle brainwashing techniques. They make the illuminati look like childs play.


I think they've targeted me since we showed their actions on here last night. I stopped in Leckwith retail park today to have a coffee at costa and when I got back to my car they'd stolen one of my hubcaps.

God knows what their plan is to do with it :shock:

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:27 pm

I told you this would happen but none of you believed me.

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:45 pm

Bakedalasker wrote:I told you this would happen but none of you believed me.


We should have listened. I just popped up the shop to get some laundry detergent and the woman behind the counter insisted that I buy Daz because of the red packaging. I told her no so she said I'd be escorted out of the shop. Next thing I know a bunch of fellas come out of this side room fully in red and dragged me out. They said they were Red Dragons Unite or something and that they had a service to carry out in ending the blues. Shocking treatment. They even offered me a free red shirt and an induction. I politely declined. I fear another ambush is likely very soon.

:(

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:48 pm

I heard a rumour red dragons unite are intending to storm the Capital FM offices down the bay and put Red Dragon FM back on the air.

Re: FAO Aramore

Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:56 pm

Im sitting here smoking my pipe infront of my swedish redwood log burner in my red armchair along with my red city shirt with matching bright red slippers. while flicking through this forum listening to simply red on the cd player. Keeping an eye out for you old school blues :thumbup: