FAO Stoke City fans

You've got yourself one hell of a player. Odemwingie gives his all every game, is an experienced player who's done the job at West Brom and although he fell out with the staff there it clearly was not his fault. He brings players into play well and does a good all round job for the team. He is not lazy and he runs defences ragged and although he hasn't scored much his assists are actually in double figures although he wasn't the player making the final pass to the goalscorer so it doesn't show on his assists tally either. He's basically Nigeria's answer to fat Ronaldo before the weight gain. They also share a similar interest in shit haircuts. The fact we're letting such an astute player go proves we are preparing for life back in the Championship. Our loss will be your gain and Mark Hughes has grabbed you one hell of a bargain there.



Not really. He's absolutely shit and likes to sulk when things aren't going his way, has the energy of a dead Duracell battery and was clearly here for his final pay cheque. We've definitely mugged you off here in every aspect. Lots of love, Cardiff City fans!

Pmsl

That should do it mate