Mark Lawrenson

Lawro has predicted:
Bolton 1-0 Cardiff City.

"in their last game but they actually played quite well and were still in with a chance of picking up a point with 15 minutes to go, which not many teams have been able to say when they have been to the Etihad this season.

I am not sure what Bluebirds boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer will do. He needs a win, so does he put out a strong line-up, or does he keep one or two back for his side's trip to play his old club Manchester United at Old Trafford on Tuesday? For him, especially, that is a huge game.

I have a feeling Bolton might just nick this one. That is how daft football is - you can lose 7-1 one week and then go and beat better opposition in the FA Cup the week after."

what a knob he gets paid for predictions aswell

He's hilarious, he hates Cardiff for some unknown reason!

He's hilarious, he hates Cardiff for some unknown reason!

Robin Friday ???

Who gives a shit what that waste of oxygen says, my goldfish could predict games better than that tool

That makes us nailed on to win then - That Tosser Knows F'all about Football

He makes me feel miserable even before he opens his miserable mouth. His miserable face looks like a miserable old grey baggy scrotum. When he speaks in his monotonous miserable voice, trees in my garden start to wither and the birds grow silent. I may break into the BBC studios and shit in his miserable bag, just for old times sake. Miserable scouse gobshite. GrangeEndFriday.

He makes me feel miserable even before he opens his miserable mouth. His miserable face looks like a miserable old grey baggy scrotum. When he speaks in his monotonous miserable voice, trees in my garden start to wither and the birds grow silent. I may break into the BBC studios and shit in his miserable bag, just for old times sake. Miserable scouse gobshite. GrangeEndFriday.

LOL nail on the head

Will always find him a pr*ck for rejecting to sign an Autograph/Photo when it was an hour before kick off or so for the Carling Cup Final.

Will always find him a pr*ck for rejecting to sign an Autograph/Photo when it was an hour before kick off or so for the Carling Cup Final.

Wanker!!!!

Will always find him a pr*ck for rejecting to sign an Autograph/Photo when it was an hour before kick off or so for the Carling Cup Final.

Wanker!!!!

His opinions on us and Football back it up ^.

The best anagram of his name is 'Swanker Normal'. At this moment, he's listening to a Leonard Cohen playlist whilst choosing his best mismatching outfit and always topping it off with an misfitting Ralph top as a lazy attempt at 'style' whilst also trying to hide his miserable hairy grey moobs. Just before retiring to bed, he will throw 6 darts at his custom-made Robin Friday dartboard whilst uttering 'so who's the shitbag now, eh, eh?', before giving it the v-sign. Whilst Mark is sleeping, 'Clemence', his Rottweiler dog, will walk over to his travel bag, sniff at at, and then shit in it. In the morning and after cleaning up the turds, he will head out the house for off the BBC studios. Mark will pull the door shut and Shankly The Parrot will skwark 'Miserable f*cking Wanker!'. Mark weeps silently as Leonard Cohen serenades him from the speakers.

He makes me feel miserable even before he opens his miserable mouth. His miserable face looks like a miserable old grey baggy scrotum. When he speaks in his monotonous miserable voice, trees in my garden start to wither and the birds grow silent. I may break into the BBC studios and shit in his miserable bag, just for old times sake. Miserable scouse gobshite. GrangeEndFriday.

Spot on, couldn't have said it better myself waht a tool that tw*t is

Don't give this waste of oxygen your time, lets do the talking on the pitch which we have done over and over and proved him wrong over and over again, let him bump his worthless little rotten gums.
Why should we care what that twatbag thinks he's a c**t and nothing but a c**t simple as

Lawro has predicted:
Bolton 1-0 Cardiff City.

"in their last game but they actually played quite well and were still in with a chance of picking up a point with 15 minutes to go, which not many teams have been able to say when they have been to the Etihad this season.

I am not sure what Bluebirds boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer will do. He needs a win, so does he put out a strong line-up, or does he keep one or two back for his side's trip to play his old club Manchester United at Old Trafford on Tuesday? For him, especially, that is a huge game.

I have a feeling Bolton might just nick this one. That is how daft football is - you can lose 7-1 one week and then go and beat better opposition in the FA Cup the week after."

Cardiff City - 1 : Miserable Saggy Scouse Ballbag - 0

I was looking for this thread earlier to bump it but couldn't find it. Thought it had been derailed and deleted. Looks like it hasn't however and now we can all laugh at Lawrenson. Arguably the most deluded pundit of them all.