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Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:47 am

Daily Mirror reports Swansea romps home in top spot as one night stand capital of UK. Suddenly gone up in my estimation.

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:53 am

Ye, it's in the Daily Mirror. People actually get paid to make such worthless reports up, picked out of thin air, as their is zero way of calculating it.

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:56 am

Willy-Wonka wrote:Ye, it's in the Daily Mirror. People actually get paid to make such worthless reports up, picked out of thin air, as their is zero way of calculating it.

You've spoilt it for me now, just about to get the next train to Swansea (haven't told the wife though)

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:59 am

Sorry, I shouldn't be such a stick in the mud :(

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:06 am

I'm sure Many a Port Talbot Bluebird can vouch for the land of the moustache being the place to go for a bit of casual sex, just màke sure it's double bagged ! :o :thumbup1:

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:16 am

I suppose it all goes on down casual bay.

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:17 am

Mr johnny skids wrote:I'm sure Many a Port Talbot Bluebird can vouch for the land of the moustache being the place to go for a bit of casual sex, just màke sure it's double bagged ! :o :thumbup1:

Maybe that's why Ince wants to go there. Perhaps he knew about the survey before it was published.

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:26 am

I have an answer for this.
I've been on four stag do's to Swansea and every time I've had a shag and not just one offer but multiple offers every time.
I believe the jack lads are neglecting their women and so they look to us Cardiff lads to give them a service when we go there.These woman know a real man when he comes to town so it's an easy choice to make for them. :thumbup:

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:52 am

Does incest count as casual?

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:39 pm

Willy-Wonka wrote:Ye, it's in the Daily Mirror. People actually get paid to make such worthless reports up, picked out of thin air, as their is zero way of calculating it.

Actually very easy to calculate. Ask the local 'clap clinic' for the number who have been tested who ticked the box for a one night stand/ casual encounter, then multiply by the local population size and then divide by 1,000, which will give the number of one night stands per thousand population who required a STD test. This figure can then easily be compared with other towns and cities figures.

Re: Swansea casual sex capital of Britain

Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:10 pm

Did anyone tell the Daily Mirror family members don't count