HOW MANY OF YOU SHIT YOURSELVES LAST NIGHT WHEN...

That alien spaceship landed in the big brother garden????

Id rather slash my wrists and sit in a warm bath than watch that drivel.

Id rather slash my wrists and sit in a warm bath than watch that drivel.

I will join you after last nights show.If you were an alien and saw jim Davidson standing there in his underpants and lionel blair playing a flute you would put that spaceship into warp 12 and get the f**k out of there!!!

Id rather slash my wrists and sit in a warm bath than watch that drivel.

I will join you after last nights show.If you were an alien and saw jim Davidson standing there in his underpants and lionel blair playing a flute you would put that spaceship into warp 12 and get the f**k out of there!!!

All the forces in the falklands were asked once.....whats the worse thing about being out here....is it, the cold, the isolation,the lack of women or the food..............they all said no.....its those bloody jim davidson concerts.

Id rather slash my wrists and sit in a warm bath than watch that drivel.

I will join you after last nights show.If you were an alien and saw jim Davidson standing there in his underpants and lionel blair playing a flute you would put that spaceship into warp 12 and get the f**k out of there!!!

All the forces in the falklands were asked once.....whats the worse thing about being out here....is it, the cold, the isolation,the lack of women or the food..............they all said no.....its those bloody jim davidson concerts.

I don't have many brain cells left and im not gonna waste them watching that garbage