If we don't stay up

Do you think we will be fukt after all this coin that's been spent this season, or will tan stick with us and waste more money like Fernandez at QPR and try and get us back up?

I think China's plan to destroy the UK will start. Communist flags will roll down from the roof of the CCS, Chinese special forces disguised as Malaysian Cardiff fans will run on the pitch and all the Chinese workers in the UK will automatically take up arms. Then posters of Mao will be placed on the Millennium Stadium, two submarines which has been tinkered with to deploy troops will emerge on the bay deploying more Chinese workers with spring rolls attached to their chest and armed with a wooden spoon.

Then a ICBM will hit the Liability Stadium, which will please the wag so it gives them an excuse to spend money on Sw****a. Chinese paratroopers will drop from an invisible blimp onto the Senedd quickly opening up a Chinese restaurant inside and quickly employing locals as "delivery drivers".

Then China will control Cardiff and eventually control Wales, once Wales is annexed, China will use the TARDIS to deploy 300million Chinese workers and soldiers into Wales to advance in the uk thus having a stronghold on Europe.

To summarise, I don't know what would happen if we were to be relegated.