***Juan Mata Sightings Thread*** Official

In Asda Blackwood, placing an order for a mixed-toppings pizza!!

He specified...no tomatoes and no red peppers and I quote what I heard specifically....' Senor...I about to sign for El Cardiff City and we'll always be blue.........so none of that red sheet on my pizza....muchos gracias'

Any other local sightings!!????

.....another sighting reported..........outside 'What' in Caerphilly purchasing a set of 8 Blue cushions for a new Blue suite he has ordered from DFS

Not Chelski, but Cardiff City.............

I just got a text that he was spotted with Leo Fortune West walking down Whitchurch village.

Reports suggest they were about to do a spot of shopping in the Co-Op before going for a late lunchtime pint in the three elms.

I just got a text that he was spotted with Leo Fortune West walking down Whitchurch village.

Reports suggest they were about to do a spot of shopping in the Co-Op before going for a late lunchtime pint in the three elms.

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......just got an email from the Mountain Top Snack Bar in Caerphilly, he's stopped there on route to the CCS and is currently tucking into an all day belly buster breakfast roll, again reports are that he refused red sauce and enquired as to whether they had Blue cheese dressing.

I'll keep you updated as Juan gets closer to Caerdydd and when he arrives at the stadium.

Been told from a very good source that he has been spotted in Nancy's transport cafe in Ystrad Mynach. He gad a full tomato breakfast with bread and butter and a mug of tea.He is also due to appear in Blisters nightclub in Bargoed on Friday night.

Been told from a very good source that he has been spotted in Nancy's transport cafe in Ystrad Mynach. He gad a full tomato breakfast with bread and butter and a mug of tea.He is also due to appear in Blisters nightclub in Bargoed on Friday night.

Thanks for the update Denzil....bloody hell he is eating a lot our Juan!!

Juan Mata, Cardiff City legend and quite chunky...........oh and shags Baaaaa-good Slappers in Blisters !!

I just heard he took a wrong turning on the M4 and missed the Cardiff junction

I just heard he took a wrong turning on the M4 and missed the Cardiff junction

Yea.....2nd report of this, by all accounts he's popping down to Porthcawl to take some Photos of the storm damage with his new camera Mrs Mata bought him for xmas, before making his way back to the CCS via Asda and Greggs.

What's a full tomato breakfast?.

I just heard he took a wrong turning on the M4 and missed the Cardiff junction

Yea.....2nd report of this, by all accounts he's popping down to Porthcawl to take some Photos of the storm damage with his new camera Mrs Mata bought him for xmas, before making his way back to the CCS via Asda and Greggs.

I must have just missed him then, I'm eating a SteakBake from leckwith Greggs as we speak

I just heard he took a wrong turning on the M4 and missed the Cardiff junction

Yea.....2nd report of this, by all accounts he's popping down to Porthcawl to take some Photos of the storm damage with his new camera Mrs Mata bought him for xmas, before making his way back to the CCS via Asda and Greggs.

I must have just missed him then, I'm eating a SteakBake from leckwith Greggs as we speak

He is about to go in there according to reports. Sausage roll and a coke when questioned in car park.

Just seen him in the poundshop, asking the assistant if they have any special offers on swansea players

What's a full tomato breakfast?.

A full english fry up with tomatoes and no beans.

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Juan Mata spotted throwing up in a layby on the A470 after reportedly eating several breakfasts and a pizza from Asda

Just seen wandering around Splott looking for a loo looking totally confused at the magic roundabout he was quoted as saying "so many signs which dont Mata which way to go"

he has just been spotted by the doughnut stall in porthcawl.

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Juan Mata signs 6 month loan deal.

He had option to sign for Swansea also but their eateries are not up to the standard of the capital.

Just here for the site seeing. Then spotted in B&Q, going to upgrade the comfort on the Chelsea bench.

just seen him house hunting in argoed

My mate snapped him with his Mrs in front of Cardiff Castle!!!! check it out!!!

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Just spotted in Ann Summers with Roger Johnsons wife

Reports coming in from Asda in Leckwith......Jaun and Mrs Mata doing a very large shop indeed, looks like they may be staying yn Gaerdydd for quite a while!!

Spotted in his trolley - doughnuts, Ariel dishwasher tabs and a Status Quo album. It's reported as well that his wife has a great tight ass.

Juan is coming!!!

Just bumped into him, he was picking dirk kuyts kids up from Howells school.

Just bumped into him, he was picking dirk kuyts kids up from Howells school.

Nice to hear he gets on so well with the squad already

Just bumped into him, he was picking dirk kuyts kids up from Howells school.

Nice to hear he gets on so well with the squad already

Its all about team bonding. I think kuyt is picking up ronaldinhio from Cardiff airport, so that's how matanwas picking the kids up.

Just bumped into him, he was picking dirk kuyts kids up from Howells school.

Nice to hear he gets on so well with the squad already

Its all about team bonding. I think kuyt is picking up ronaldinhio from Cardiff airport, so that's how matanwas picking the kids up.

Mata was f*cking touch screens.
Just in case people thought we was signing another Norwegian called matanwas

Just passed Jubilee Park, Eddie Johnson was showing him a reenactment of his goal against Derby (the one at the right end) under the street lights. Don't know if Mata could follow Eddies legacy though.

He's just started a pub crawl in Clifton, final pub is the Varsity on Richmond road around 1am.

Nah all wrong!! Was last seen with Phil Dwyer, trying on his Red,Leather Jacket, and taking somethin out of a Domino's Delivery Car, as well a a Red Bull Mini