HELP Required after 4 years of never winning

How the hell do i beat my lad at FIFA.

All these bloody buttons

Any tips .... i only want one win !!!

Accept it, sign you're getting old !

Accept it, sign you're getting old !

bring back the Sega was far easier !

He's either someone who likes to pace abuse or skill abuse to beat you Steve. As you're older he's going to use things you don't know about or don't have knowledge of to beat you and you won't suspect a thing.

Your best course of action, and I know you got money as you threw a laptop in the bath, is to use a glue gun to put some glue in his controllers analog stick for skills and the back trigger that's used for sprinting on the game. Then when you play him he'll struggle to do skills and his players will move like they're going through water.

An alternative method is to change the controls to fully manual. That way you'll struggle to play and so will he unless he's used to playing with fully manual controls. You'll get loads of draws then Steve which is a start.

If he is still beating you on fully manual controls with glue in the analog stick and back trigger then you have no other choice but to put your son up for adoption.

He's either someone who likes to pace abuse or skill abuse to beat you Steve. As you're older he's going to use things you don't know about or don't have knowledge of to beat you and you won't suspect a thing.

Your best course of action, and I know you got money as you threw a laptop in the bath, is to use a glue gun to put some glue in his controllers analog stick for skills and the back trigger that's used for sprinting on the game. Then when you play him he'll struggle to do skills and his players will move like they're going through water.

An alternative method is to change the controls to fully manual. That way you'll struggle to play and so will he unless he's used to playing with fully manual controls. You'll get loads of draws then Steve which is a start.

If he is still beating you on fully manual controls with glue in the analog stick and back trigger then you have no other choice but to put your son up for adoption.

right then manual attack ... hang on , whilst im playing find me the number for Barnandos

If in doubt defend and then just keep your finger on the pace button.

When I used to be good at it which was about 5 years ago the worst people to play where the ones who rarely did and defended well and used pace.

If in doubt defend and then just keep your finger on the pace button.

When I used to be good at it which was about 5 years ago the worst people to play where the ones who rarely did and defended well and used pace.

Luke, I have a 97% win record on FIFA as I have my own system and it ruins people. I've had death threats and everything online for beating people. I only have 97% because the internet up these ways is terrible and you get penalised on FIFA for disconnections. I just play a 5-4-1 (very few people put 5 in defence) with the two full backs as wing backs and counter attack with them. I most often go Everton on FIFA with Baines and Coleman flying up the wing overlapping Mirallas and Pienaar and Lukaku, the beast, up front. Unstoppable force Everton are on FIFA plus you get drawn against teams like Spurs and Liverpool rather than Barcelona or Real Madrid so don't have to worry about Messi or Ronaldo one trick pony players.

He's either someone who likes to pace abuse or skill abuse to beat you Steve. As you're older he's going to use things you don't know about or don't have knowledge of to beat you and you won't suspect a thing.

Your best course of action, and I know you got money as you threw a laptop in the bath, is to use a glue gun to put some glue in his controllers analog stick for skills and the back trigger that's used for sprinting on the game. Then when you play him he'll struggle to do skills and his players will move like they're going through water.

An alternative method is to change the controls to fully manual. That way you'll struggle to play and so will he unless he's used to playing with fully manual controls. You'll get loads of draws then Steve which is a start.

If he is still beating you on fully manual controls with glue in the analog stick and back trigger then you have no other choice but to put your son up for adoption.

right then manual attack ... hang on , whilst im playing find me the number for Barnandos

right ... lost 3-0 going to find the glue !

He's either someone who likes to pace abuse or skill abuse to beat you Steve. As you're older he's going to use things you don't know about or don't have knowledge of to beat you and you won't suspect a thing.

Your best course of action, and I know you got money as you threw a laptop in the bath, is to use a glue gun to put some glue in his controllers analog stick for skills and the back trigger that's used for sprinting on the game. Then when you play him he'll struggle to do skills and his players will move like they're going through water.

An alternative method is to change the controls to fully manual. That way you'll struggle to play and so will he unless he's used to playing with fully manual controls. You'll get loads of draws then Steve which is a start.

If he is still beating you on fully manual controls with glue in the analog stick and back trigger then you have no other choice but to put your son up for adoption.

right then manual attack ... hang on , whilst im playing find me the number for Barnandos

right ... lost 3-0 going to find the glue !

If in doubt defend and then just keep your finger on the pace button.

When I used to be good at it which was about 5 years ago the worst people to play where the ones who rarely did and defended well and used pace.

Luke, I have a 97% win record on FIFA as I have my own system and it ruins people. I've had death threats and everything online for beating people. I only have 97% because the internet up these ways is terrible and you get penalised on FIFA for disconnections. I just play a 5-4-1 (very few people put 5 in defence) with the two full backs as wing backs and counter attack with them. I most often go Everton on FIFA with Baines and Coleman flying up the wing overlapping Mirallas and Pienaar and Lukaku, the beast, up front. Unstoppable force Everton are on FIFA plus you get drawn against teams like Spurs and Liverpool rather than Barcelona or Real Madrid so don't have to worry about Messi or Ronaldo one trick pony players.

ok lets try that !

Sliding tackle everything - get loads of players sent off and say -'It was a man's game in my day'. Then retire.

Sliding tackle everything - get loads of players sent off and say -'It was a man's game in my day'. Then retire.

Sliding tackle everything - get loads of players sent off and say -'It was a man's game in my day'. Then retire.

ha ha ha

Everton 0 - man city 3 but i have found my fifa team

Everton 0 - man city 3 but i have found my fifa team

It takes practice to master how to use the 5-4-1 properly and when to launch the attack to avoid getting caught with 3 at the back. I know its only a game but its crazy how realistic the tactics actually can be if used properly. You can get quite high up the FIFA ranks just playing for a laugh but at the very top they're all tactical geniuses and understand how the game is scripted and use it to their advantage.

I still think fifa 09 was the best

Inject a needle into his arm and knock him out, 2 hours later you have won.

Change the settings and swap shoot and cross over.That generally screws everyone over

Accept it, sign you're getting old !

bring back the Sega was far easier !

See if you can find a megadrive on eBay with FIFA. Then show him how you used to kick ass. There used to be a certain point just outside the box when you would score all the time.

I still think fifa 09 was the best

FIFA 98 road to the world cup. Daniel amakachi had a monster shot on him

How the hell do i beat my lad at FIFA.

All these bloody buttons

Any tips .... i only want one win !!!

bribery helps...

It's time to pay him to lose !! Only way your going to win..

Maybe we should set up a FIFA 14 tournament on this forum for both Xbox and ps.