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2 January 2014 Last updated at 13:53

Johnny Heitinga rejects West Ham but expects to leave Everton
Everton defender Johnny Heitinga has turned down a move to West Ham despite the two clubs agreeing terms for the 30-year-old's transfer.

"You have to be convinced that you are taking the right step and I was not," said Heitinga.

"It is not about money because that was not the problem with a move to West Ham. I'm confident I will find another club before 31 January."

West Ham need cover for injured centre-backs James Tomkins and James Collins.

Hammers boss Sam Allardyce said on Wednesday that he was hopeful of concluding a deal for Heitinga, but will now have to look elsewhere.

Heitinga, who signed for Everton from Atletico Madrid for £7m in 2009, has lost his place in the Netherlands squad after failing to make a single Premier League appearance this season for the Toffees

And your point?

The big deal?

How sad.... the day you should be basking in the signing of a new Manager and potential new players for the red birds your worrying about the mighty West Ham United.

But then shouldnt expect anything less from a weirdo like you.

Ha unlucky hammers no1 wants to join a relegation cert

And your point?

The big deal?

How sad.... the day you should be basking in the signing of a new Manager and potential new players for the red birds your worrying about the mighty West Ham United.

But then shouldnt expect anything less from a weirdo like you.

Come on Daya, you're one of the first on here to let us know if things don't go our way.

The OP is right to post it on here.

And your point?

The big deal?

How sad.... the day you should be basking in the signing of a new Manager and potential new players for the red birds your worrying about the mighty West Ham United.

But then shouldnt expect anything less from a weirdo like you.

Stiff upper lip and a straight bat old boy-works all the time

Ha unlucky hammers no1 wants to join a relegation cert

correct well spotted !!

sign up to MI5 your observation skills are imense!!

And your point?

The big deal?

How sad.... the day you should be basking in the signing of a new Manager and potential new players for the red birds your worrying about the mighty West Ham United.

But then shouldnt expect anything less from a weirdo like you.

Come on Daya, you're one of the first on here to let us know if things don't go our way.

The OP is right to post it on here.

I can take banter all day long mate but this fella is a sad weirdo.

Ha unlucky hammers no1 wants to join a relegation cert

correct well spotted !!

sign up to MI5 your observation skills are imense!!

Immense even

Ha unlucky hammers no1 wants to join a relegation cert

correct well spotted !!

sign up to MI5 your observation skills are imense!!

Immense even

YOU CAN USE SPELL CHECK TOO.... MI6 THEN

Ha unlucky hammers no1 wants to join a relegation cert

correct well spotted !!

sign up to MI5 your observation skills are imense!!

Immense even

YOU CAN USE SPELL CHECK TOO.... MI6 THEN

YES I CAN

There's only one Kevin Nolan

There's only one Kevin Nolan

thank f**k

There's only one Kevin Nolan

There will be no kevin nolan against us, nevermind ay

Ha unlucky hammers no1 wants to join a relegation cert

correct well spotted !!

sign up to MI5 your observation skills are imense!!

Immense even

YOU CAN USE SPELL CHECK TOO.... MI6 THEN

YES I CAN

The futures bright the futures blue then...... oh hang on RED

Why is it those who take great pleasure in winding up others can't take themselves

Why is it those who take great pleasure in winding up others can't take themselves

Who says i cant take it? i'm taking it fine thanks.

half way through the season you have a couple more points whoppppeeeeeeeeee.

come on Daya I enjoy the way you wind people up, but the old saying is don't give it unless you can take it.

come on Daya I enjoy the way you wind people up, but the old saying is don't give it unless you can take it.

but im taking it fine... sat here chuckling to myself !!!

There's only one Kevin Nolan

There will be no kevin nolan against us, nevermind ay

thats an advantage to us!!!

I don't know you but I laugh like f**k at your posts ps keep it coming

There's only one Kevin Nolan

thank f**k

Thinks he can take banter but reacting and moaning about it.