Had A Dream Last Night..

I remember being sat in front of the telly, and the football scores were on, and Cardiff beat Arsenal 3-0. It felt so real..Omen or wishful thinking?

Just looked on Hills, and 3-0 is 125/1, I gotta have a few quid on it now innit...

I had a dream I'd become Scottish and had a 1995 Celtic kit on

I remember being sat in front of the telly, and the football scores were on, and Cardiff beat Arsenal 3-0. It felt so real..Omen or wishful thinking?

Just looked on Hills, and 3-0 is 125/1, I gotta have a few quid on it now innit...

I thought you were going to say Tan got bumped off by the Malaysian Mafia.

I remember being sat in front of the telly, and the football scores were on, and Cardiff beat Arsenal 3-0. It felt so real..Omen or wishful thinking?

Just looked on Hills, and 3-0 is 125/1, I gotta have a few quid on it now innit...

Dont tell to many people about this...........you could be sectioned under the mental health act.

I remember being sat in front of the telly, and the football scores were on, and Cardiff beat Arsenal 3-0. It felt so real..Omen or wishful thinking?

Just looked on Hills, and 3-0 is 125/1, I gotta have a few quid on it now innit...

I thought you were going to say Tan got bumped off by the Malaysian Mafia.

Tan is the Malaysian mafia..

I just had a wet one.

I had a dream I'd become Scottish and had a 1995 Celtic kit on

Don`t eat porridge before you go to bed..

I dreamt the Chinese were on a verge of invading Britain.

And no, not the Chinese takeaway invaders but the ones with guns.