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CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:39 pm

Any of you out there hoping that this Clumsy Danish Pastry is gonna come good ....... HELLO HE's FUCKIN USELESS!!! :(

When he was 'one on one' with the keeper on Saturday he looked like a baby elephant trying to cross a muddy river.
I don't know what's happened but my guess is that the real Cornelius is still playing for Copenhagen and we signed his clumsy, retarded Twin Brother.

He couldn't hit a barn door with a Banjo!!! :roll:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:42 pm

Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:43 pm

Yorkshire Blue wrote:Any of you out there hoping that this Clumsy Danish Pastry is gonna come good ....... HELLO HE's FUCKIN USELESS!!! :(

When he was 'one on one' with the keeper on Saturday he looked like a baby elephant trying to cross a muddy river.
I don't know what's happened but my guess is that the real Cornelius is still playing for Copenhagen and we signed his clumsy, retarded Twin Brother.

He couldn't hit a barn door with a Banjo!!! :roll:


Hes way worse than that

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:45 pm

He was never one on one with the keeper. He had a defender right next to him.

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:51 pm

I gotta good idea, why don't we all make new threads slating cornelius! f*cking clowns

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:52 pm

Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!


He was one on one with the keeper until he fell over his own feet and the Sunderland defender in the wheel chair eventually caught him up :laughing6:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:54 pm

llandaffbluebird1 wrote:He was never one on one with the keeper. He had a defender right next to him.

pulling his jersey as well

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:57 pm

Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!


He was one on one with the keeper until he fell over his own feet and the Sunderland defender in the wheel chair eventually caught him up :laughing6:

Are you running your brain in for an idiot? :?

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:57 pm

The guy has a lot of class, he will come good.

Now grow up you silly c**t :ayatollah:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:01 pm

what a f*cking tw*t!.
you might aswell support swansea mate, people like you do more harm to our players than jack fans.

we dont want fans like you arm chair down outs slagging off our players, who already have achieved more in life than you
take a reality check son

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:06 pm

Overthemoon wrote:
Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!


He was one on one with the keeper until he fell over his own feet and the Sunderland defender in the wheel chair eventually caught him up :laughing6:

Are you running your brain in for an idiot? :?


I knew this post would flush out the Nutters - He's FUCKIN USELESS!!! Accept It :laughing6:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:09 pm

Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:
Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!


He was one on one with the keeper until he fell over his own feet and the Sunderland defender in the wheel chair eventually caught him up :laughing6:

Are you running your brain in for an idiot? :?


I knew this post would flush out the Nutters - He's FUCKIN USELESS!!! Accept It :laughing6:

So the answer was yes then!

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:10 pm

Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!

Very true, 2players and goalie to beat :ayatollah:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:13 pm

Yorkshire Blue wrote:Any of you out there hoping that this Clumsy Danish Pastry is gonna come good ....... HELLO HE's FUCKIN USELESS!!! :(

When he was 'one on one' with the keeper on Saturday he looked like a baby elephant trying to cross a muddy river.
I don't know what's happened but my guess is that the real Cornelius is still playing for Copenhagen and we signed his clumsy, retarded Twin Brother.

He couldn't hit a barn door with a Banjo!!! :roll:


Once he's had a decent run of games, say 10 or so - then make a judgement. Support the lad don't f*cking slate him.

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:16 pm

GarethBrad wrote:
Yorkshire Blue wrote:Any of you out there hoping that this Clumsy Danish Pastry is gonna come good ....... HELLO HE's FUCKIN USELESS!!! :(

When he was 'one on one' with the keeper on Saturday he looked like a baby elephant trying to cross a muddy river.
I don't know what's happened but my guess is that the real Cornelius is still playing for Copenhagen and we signed his clumsy, retarded Twin Brother.

He couldn't hit a barn door with a Banjo!!! :roll:


Once he's had a decent run of games, say 10 or so - then make a judgement. Support the lad don't f*cking slate him.


Shit players don't all of sudden come good - He's a DONKEY!!!

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:16 pm

Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:
Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!


He was one on one with the keeper until he fell over his own feet and the Sunderland defender in the wheel chair eventually caught him up :laughing6:

Are you running your brain in for an idiot? :?


I knew this post would flush out the Nutters - He's FUCKIN USELESS!!! Accept It :laughing6:


The NUTTER that has put this thread up is the clueless one!!! Accept it :laughing5: :laughing5:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:16 pm

Apart from Kimbo and Mutch, I don't remember any other players getting past 2 players and a goalkeeper all season, how can you expect someone who's barely played to do it? :roll:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:21 pm

Overthemoon wrote:
Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:
Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!


He was one on one with the keeper until he fell over his own feet and the Sunderland defender in the wheel chair eventually caught him up :laughing6:

Are you running your brain in for an idiot? :?


I knew this post would flush out the Nutters - He's FUCKIN USELESS!!! Accept It :laughing6:

So the answer was yes then!


Is this you Vincent? :laughing5:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:26 pm

Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:
Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:
Yorkshire Blue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!


He was one on one with the keeper until he fell over his own feet and the Sunderland defender in the wheel chair eventually caught him up :laughing6:

Are you running your brain in for an idiot? :?


I knew this post would flush out the Nutters - He's FUCKIN USELESS!!! Accept It :laughing6:

So the answer was yes then!


Is this you Vincent? :laughing5:

Fortunately not, Rent A Brain!

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:29 pm

Probably watched the game on a 10 inch TV in a shit pub.

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:30 pm

Karl wrote:Probably watched the game on a 10 inch TV in a shit pub.

I think he's a Jack tbh!

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:31 pm

even the best strikers in the world have missed chances like that and even easier chances, give the lad a break

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:32 pm

even the best strikers in the world have missed chances like that and even easier chances, give the lad a break

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:26 am

llandaffbluebird1 wrote:He was never one on one with the keeper. He had a defender right next to him.


Is that the defender that Corny allowed to catch him when he had 5 yards start?

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:24 am

Overthemoon wrote:Take it you heard this in the pub, as he was one on one with a defender and a goalie, so actually, he was one on two!


He definitely wasnt one on one with the keeper, but I agree he looks awful. We were 2-1 up at the time, so he should have taken the ball to the corner to waste time.
I was watching him practice his shooting at half time earlier this season and it was embarrassing.Weve have had a horror with this signing.
The only good thing ive seen him do was score a very good header against Forest Green

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:59 am

I know it's very early days but to me it looks as though he's either still injured or has modelled his style of running on that of a camel !!

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:14 am

he hasn't played a full game for us yet ffs :roll:

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:17 am

I know he hasn't, but I'm just being honest by saying from what I've seen so far he don't look too clever!
Hope I'm proved wrong.

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:42 am

I get what you mean, but the kid needs more than 5 minutes here and 10 there to make a diffence. Give him 90 at Newcastle

Re: CORNELIUS WTF

Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:47 pm

Overthemoon wrote:
Karl wrote:Probably watched the game on a 10 inch TV in a shit pub.

I think he's a Jack tbh!


Firstly half-wit, I have been watching the Bluebirds for 45 years, and I was there when we beat Real Madrid 1:0 in the European Cup Winners Cup back in 1971 - we're you?

Secondly, correct me if I'm wrong but we live in a democracy where people are entitled to freely express their opinions, I'm sorry that you don't agree with my opinion but if you would prefer that everybody agrees with your views why don't you f**k off to North Korea. :roll: :roll: