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Idris Elba wank television

Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:15 am

That car programme was dull as f*ck, was it about Idris Elba or car scenes? They production team couldn't decide which led to the BBC spunking our money up the wall. Were we meant to be following this deluded narcissist on the edge of our seats as he conquered riding a trails bike over bumpy tufts of grass. should we believe he was a really good rally driver because footage was cut to include lots of patronising praise from polite professional drivers. WHAT A LOAD OF WANK. Anybody know the production team behind this? Probably Idris Elba himself, it was THAT self indulgent. come back Jeremy Clarkson, all is forgive

Re: Idris Elba wank television

Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:06 am

Blue_Always wrote:That car programme was dull as f*ck, was it about Idris Elba or car scenes? They production team couldn't decide which led to the BBC spunking our money up the wall. Were we meant to be following this deluded narcissist on the edge of our seats as he conquered riding a trails bike over bumpy tufts of grass. should we believe he was a really good rally driver because footage was cut to include lots of patronising praise from polite professional drivers. WHAT A LOAD OF WANK. Anybody know the production team behind this? Probably Idris Elba himself, it was THAT self indulgent. come back Jeremy Clarkson, all is forgive




Quote (Blue_Always): "as he conquered riding a trails bike over bumpy tufts of grass"

Got to say that I didn't catch much of this programme, but I did catch the 'Trials' riding piece and I did find it a little embarrassing for the presenter. How the 'expert' kept a straight face, I am not sure! :lol:

"Roll it on..Roll it on, gently!" "Maintain progress...and balance"

All good advice, yet Edris Elba did his own thing and looked like Troy Tempest (sorry, but some will know who I mean) doing Swan Lake! Then he stalls and falls off, damaging the bike in the process! :oops: :laughing6:

I started my motorcycling 'love' through Junior Trials at the age of 10 and my brother was Welsh Champion before going on to be a top 500cc Moto X winner (the lucky b***ard! :laughing6: ) and Road Race specialist

Edris Elba; stick to the day job, fella...then again, maybe not! :lol: :lol:

Re: Idris Elba wank television

Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:12 am

Whilst I did not watch the programme I have watched his most recent big screen venture and his performance as Mandela is excellent.

Gonna watch 12 years a Slave tonight as I've heard very good things about it....

Re: Idris Elba wank television

Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:18 am

Shinobipony wrote:Whilst I did not watch the programme I have watched his most recent big screen venture and his performance as Mandela is excellent.

Gonna watch 12 years a Slave tonight as I've heard very good things about it....




Will look out for that... :ayatollah:

Re: Idris Elba wank television

Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:29 pm

Sven Ghali wrote:
Blue_Always wrote:That car programme was dull as f*ck, was it about Idris Elba or car scenes? They production team couldn't decide which led to the BBC spunking our money up the wall. Were we meant to be following this deluded narcissist on the edge of our seats as he conquered riding a trails bike over bumpy tufts of grass. should we believe he was a really good rally driver because footage was cut to include lots of patronising praise from polite professional drivers. WHAT A LOAD OF WANK. Anybody know the production team behind this? Probably Idris Elba himself, it was THAT self indulgent. come back Jeremy Clarkson, all is forgive




Quote (Blue_Always): "as he conquered riding a trails bike over bumpy tufts of grass"

Got to say that I didn't catch much of this programme, but I did catch the 'Trials' riding piece and I did find it a little embarrassing for the presenter. How the 'expert' kept a straight face, I am not sure! :lol:

"Roll it on..Roll it on, gently!" "Maintain progress...and balance"

All good advice, yet Edris Elba did his own thing and looked like Troy Tempest (sorry, but some will know who I mean) doing Swan Lake! Then he stalls and falls off, damaging the bike in the process! :oops: :laughing6:

I started my motorcycling 'love' through Junior Trials at the age of 10 and my brother was Welsh Champion before going on to be a top 500cc Moto X winner (the lucky b***ard! :laughing6: ) and Road Race specialist

Edris Elba; stick to the day job, fella...then again, maybe not! :lol: :lol:

He was rubbish on the bike, which is fair enough apart from the constant effort of editors,production team to portray him as a man of action. He couldn't handle a trails bike over, what was it? 12 inch tufts of moorland? Why give it the big'un? very tedious. that Swedish legend in the sauna had more charisma. should done 2 nights about him instead :thumbright:

He kept doing a wink to the camera or the people around him. very creepy.

Re: Idris Elba wank television

Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:45 pm

Not an Idris Elba flick, But 12 years a Slave :shock: best film I have watched in ages.
Probably the most thought provoking since Schindlers List...

Clean sweep at the Oscars :thumbup:

Re: Idris Elba wank television

Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:09 am

He was good in The Wire as Stringer Bell.
Wasn't there a 'Stringer Bell' on here for a while!? Lol.