Tannisms - according to some

"VT was on the grassy knoll"

"VT caused the banking crisis"

"VT was seen driving a white fiat uno in a paris tunnel"

"VT was responsible for changing a marathon to a snickers bar"

"VT was on the grassy knoll"

"VT caused the banking crisis"

"VT was seen driving a white fiat uno in a paris tunnel"

"VT was responsible for changing a marathon to a snickers bar"

"VT advised Maggie on the pole tax"

some are even saying that he changed our colours and badge and split our fans right down the middle by doing so !
Unbelievable , poor chap gets the blame for everything!

VT was the advisor for Portsmouth FC

VT advised Woolworths on a revamp

some are even saying that he changed our colours and badge and split our fans right down the middle by doing so !
Unbelievable , poor chap gets the blame for everything!

Aye,imagine that,I mean split down the middle-who's gonna believe that.

"VT WAS HEARD BOOING AT THE FUNERAL OF THE PRINCESS OF WALES"

"VT was on the grassy knoll"

"VT caused the banking crisis"

"VT was seen driving a white fiat uno in a paris tunnel"

"VT was responsible for changing a marathon to a snickers bar"

Yer i heard that too

Tan Sri Vincent has reportedly fallen out of favour with the head honchos at Nasa after he accused Neil Armstrong of being a liar and a coward.
Tan Claimed he had a verbal agreement with Mr Armstrong to take 300 tonnes of red paint up to the Moon during the successful moon walk.
Armstrong is set to make a statement shortly....

"VT was responsible for the decision to privatise British Gas"

VT was in the Viet cong and was kicked out for painting their camouflage red.

VT advises ISAF forces in Afghanistan to avoid his poppy fields

VT sells Uranium to Iran

VT sells sand to the Saudis

VT advised Generali Galtieri on the Falklands invasion

VT is the official mediator between Japan and China regarding the Senkaku islands (Jap version)

VT just bought shares in North Korea's only football team. He also owns a share in their nukes.

VT is the great grandson of Chairman Mao

VT once scored in a brothel, he liked it so much he bought out mama son and moved in

VT advised Gordon Brown on the sale of Britain's gold reserves

Told Kinnock the 1992 election "was in the bag"

VT --KILLING OUR CLUB AND GETTING
AWAY WITH IT

VT advised Woolworths on a revamp

Too soon. RIP Woolworths.