THE "REAL"REASON WHY MALKY WASN'T SACKED YESTERDAY!!

Tan wore the wrong gloves!!
As soon as malky looked up to the stand he knew he was ok as tan had his black leather driving gloves on.Although he doesn't drive he wears these as a disguise as they are actually worn for a bit of bum rubbing in the back of his private car after matches.Other gloves in his possession to look out for are-
1=The oven gloves-no danger if you see him wearing these as he has probably just prepared a nice toad in the hole or in his case "a snake in the grass"
2=The gardening gloves-again harmless as these are worn solely for "pricking out in the potting shed"
3=The feather gloves-these are worn for a bit of ball-bag tickling in the boardroom.
4=The white silk gloves-watch Vincent in the billiard room practicing his screwing and rubbing his tip.
5=The back velvet assassins gloves-if malky sees him wearing these then his time is really up!!
Thank f**k he wore the driving gloves yesterday!!!!!!!!