Sunderland, Palace, Norwich....

One of you will be safe now and I bet you can't believe your luck.

When Malky is sacked the new boss will be a Tan puppet who is told which players to pick and what tactics to play.

I can take relegation but the weekly humiliations in the media are too much now.

For the good of our club and its supporters please go Tan.

Nothing that happens afterwards can be worse than this embarrassment.

are Fulham doomed then?