Swansea in Italy

Always reserving a modicum of fondness for our simple friends way out in the boondocks, I can't help but feel just a teenzy weenzy bit concerned about the prospect of their small, enthusiastically wide eyed band taking the trip to Mafia country in the Europa. I hope they realise, apart from a very agreeable climate, this ain't going to be the same as a leisurely little jaunt to Llanelli, Carmarthen, Newcastle Emlyn or wherever else they get up to their wildly exuberant antics. Oh no they'd better be ULTRA careful and watch their Ps and Qs out there cos I'm sure we've all heard the saying '' See Naples and Die'' God forbid lads wash your mouths out with soap before you get there, tidy yourselves up and ......whatever happens, none of the silly little billy, childish ''SWIM AWAY'' out there otherwise you may find yourselves deep in the Adriatic with your hands cut off and pretty beacons shoved up your arse so as to welcome all the ships into port!

We know you're shit but they don't! Have a good trip but heed my advice please!

1=0!!!

Yes it's a f*cking dangerous place even not looking for it

They'll be fine out there, Ultra's wont touch them cos they'll think it's just a bunch of retards on a Sunshine holiday coaches trip.

They'll get batters on the pitch and off it

They'll get battered on the pitch and off it

Would love to watch City out there in Naples fair play, christ that'd be tasty!

Swansea town should give this match huge focus and concentrate soley on that match in the next few weeks

some took a hiding in Valencia too, knowing them they wont even go to naples...

Used to live about 30km north of Naples and work in Naples. The place is fine. I personally never had a problem, but you have to treat the place as if you are a guest. Dont act stupid out there, drink in the right pubs, pay and tip properly, watch what taxi you are getting into, and dont think you run the place. Naples was a lovely place, had a cracking 3 years living out there.

They'll be fine out there, Ultra's wont touch them cos they'll think it's just a bunch of retards on a Sunshine holiday coaches trip.

Its a good job you don't visit Naples for the very same reason. I didn't think school had broken up so early.

Jealousy, much?

Jealousy, much?

Nope, we have too much on our plate at the moment.

You can have it.

Napoli's ultras will be no match for Swansealad and his boys.

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Napoli's ultras will be no match for Swansealad and his boys.

Not when that methadone starts to kick in mush!

Swansealad will no doubt immerse himself in the local culture and classic cuisine. He will then insult bemused local waiters by then ordering traditional Neapolitan Tandoori Lamb Tikka, 5 a-pizza-poppadoms and 2 litres of Blue Nun Chianti, whilst asking them, 'So, a when's your Dolmio Day?' Next morning, he will wake up in the Hotel Carovana with a horses's head in his bed and be summarily executed by local Camorra for crimes against humanity.Ciao Ratto Ragazzo.

Swansealad will no doubt immerse himself in the local culture and classic cuisine. He will then insult bemused local waiters by then ordering traditional Neapolitan Tandoori Lamb Tikka, 5 a-pizza-poppadoms and 2 litres of Blue Nun Chianti, whilst asking them, 'So, a when's your Dolmio Day?' Next morning, he will wake up in the Hotel Carovana with a horses's head in his bed and be summarily executed by local Camorra for crimes against humanity.Ciao Ratto Ragazzo.

Swansealad will no doubt immerse himself in the local culture and classic cuisine. He will then insult bemused local waiters by then ordering traditional Neapolitan Tandoori Lamb Tikka, 5 a-pizza-poppadoms and 2 litres of Blue Nun Chianti, whilst asking them, 'So, a when's your Dolmio Day?' Next morning, he will wake up in the Hotel Carovana with a horses's head in his bed and be summarily executed by local Camorra for crimes against humanity.Ciao Ratto Ragazzo.

We live in hope!!!