Red is lucky for me playing Poker.

Had a game of poker last night and wore my Blue shirt to start with. Absolute crap hands all the way and lost quite badly. Second time changed to my Red shirt and had a much better go. Went all in twice and got flushes dealt on the river. That's the way to do it.

Thank you Mr Tan for my successful game of poker.

Cool story bro.

Thinly veiled, I'm a donk fish, who sucks out all the time

Thinly veiled, I'm a donk fish, who sucks out all the time

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