any jokes needs cheering up this

[quote="bergblue"]I was reminising about my old school days the other day,playing footie on the yard,a quick smoke behind the bikeshed,fingering girls in the bushes,yeah,I really miss my f*cking caretakers job ! [/quote


Mallo Cardiff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgRs3Bca9tI

hi, im,carlos teves, talking to you about my ,mean, lean, grilling machine, so good, i put my face on it,

how does bob marley like his donuts?





wi, jammin

i walked in the pub the other day, and slipped on a pile of shit on the floor, went to the bar and ordered a drink,,,,,,,, then, this big guy came in and slipped on the shit,,,, i said to him, i just done that,,,,, and he knocked me out,,,?