Joke
Fri May 07, 2010 3:27 pm
policeman stops drunk driver and asks him 2 take breath test
driver pulls out NHS card-"this man is asthmatic please dont take his breath"
policeman asks him 2 take blood test,driver pulls out 2nd NHS card -"this man is anaemic please do not take his blood" policeman asks him 2 take urine test,driver pulls out 3rd NHS card-"THIS MANS A SWANSEA CITY SEASON TICKET HOLDER PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE PISS"
driver pulls out NHS card-"this man is asthmatic please dont take his breath"
policeman asks him 2 take blood test,driver pulls out 2nd NHS card -"this man is anaemic please do not take his blood" policeman asks him 2 take urine test,driver pulls out 3rd NHS card-"THIS MANS A SWANSEA CITY SEASON TICKET HOLDER PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE PISS"
Re: Joke
Fri May 07, 2010 4:05 pm
bloobirds1927 wrote:policeman stops drunk driver and asks him 2 take breath test
driver pulls out NHS card-"this man is asthmatic please dont take his breath"
policeman asks him 2 take blood test,driver pulls out 2nd NHS card -"this man is anaemic please do not take his blood" policeman asks him 2 take urine test,driver pulls out 3rd NHS card-"THIS MANS A SWANSEA CITY SEASON TICKET HOLDER PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE PISS"
Re: Joke
Fri May 07, 2010 4:16 pm
Re: Joke
Fri May 07, 2010 4:47 pm
bloobirds1927 wrote:policeman stops drunk driver and asks him 2 take breath test
driver pulls out NHS card-"this man is asthmatic please dont take his breath"
policeman asks him 2 take blood test,driver pulls out 2nd NHS card -"this man is anaemic please do not take his blood" policeman asks him 2 take urine test,driver pulls out 3rd NHS card-"THIS MANS A SWANSEA CITY SEASON TICKET HOLDER PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE PISS"
Re: Joke
Fri May 07, 2010 5:16 pm
bloobirds1927 wrote:policeman stops drunk driver and asks him 2 take breath test
driver pulls out NHS card-"this man is asthmatic please dont take his breath"
policeman asks him 2 take blood test,driver pulls out 2nd NHS card -"this man is anaemic please do not take his blood" policeman asks him 2 take urine test,driver pulls out 3rd NHS card-"THIS MANS A SWANSEA CITY SEASON TICKET HOLDER PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE PISS"