legal advice wanted

,,,, is it legal for a man to shag his wife up the arse,,,,

,,,, is it legal for a man to shag his wife up the arse,,,,

Is it?

,,,, is it legal for a man to shag his wife up the arse,,,,

Doesn't matter to me whether it is legal or illegal, I am not married

,,,, is it legal for a man to shag his wife up the arse,,,,

Is it?

....i dont know butty was hoping some one on the message board may know the answer.

,,,, is it legal for a man to shag his wife up the arse,,,,

Is it?

....i dont know butty was hoping some one on the message board may know the answer.

I'm intrigued

,,,, is it legal for a man to shag his wife up the arse,,,,

Is it?

....i dont know butty was hoping some one on the message board may know the answer.

I'm intrigued

,,,,me to

Only if you wear a condom

Allegedly

It is legal

As Steve Davies the snooker player used to say to himself before shagging a new bird "wonder whether to go for the easy pink or the tight brown"

Yes. Butt only when she's sleeping.

Only if she is asleep

For a long time I have thought that there should be at least two clauses added to a man's basic married rights:

1. Minimum bum-fun guarantee on birthdays and at Christmas.

2. A three-day per year shag armistice where you are allowed to shag anyone you want with no legal implications.

I believe that these two simple additions to our rights would be a major step forward for married men everywhere.

There a few other things I would also like to see added, such as Sister-In-Law' sex, 'Lezzing Out With Your Fit Mates' and 'Mandatory Morning Blowjobs', but they can come later.