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Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:42 pm
Just thinking - haven't had a tug for ages I think.
flat out work and kids and life etc. just don't get any time to relax, let alone pull my pud.
in years gone by my meat beating was a regular occurance. I used to think my cock was a magnet and I had some metal trapped in my hand flesh!!!!
is there a time/age where we let it all go?
am I too old to wank???
Do Angelis and bluedird since 48 bash their bishops??
come to think of it - I used to have a lot more sex too!!!!!!
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:00 pm
Seriously? Dude we don't want to know
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:05 pm
Feck me,the time it took you to compose and post this it could have been job done.Anyway,you know your times up mate when you've got to sit down to take a piss.
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:10 pm
This got to be a 5 pager
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:14 pm
When your dead
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:27 pm
Sneggyblubird wrote:Feck me,the time it took you to compose and post this it could have been job done.Anyway,you know your times up mate when you've got to sit down to take a piss.

I like sitting down, relaxing, no late "drips" as I finish. Do lots of thinking sat on the bog
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:32 pm
Well there are quite a few wankers on here
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:40 pm
Im 54 and
Im a wanker,im a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should,you know the rest
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:02 pm
As far as age goes i dont think so.............as for time.........just before your misses come downstairs to ask why you have not come up to bed.
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:07 pm
Sitting down for a piss.
Oh fuk, when does that start?
I already wake up in middle of the night for a piss!
I'm worried now. Am I going to end up doing an IRA dirty protest
Against the Misses -for her curtailment of my sex and my wank drive
Sit pissing and smearing shit on the walls of the back bedroom!!!!
I think I may need a wank soon to blow the stress out!
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:12 pm
Never
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:21 pm
When you get arthritus in both wrists
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:22 pm
Get on the pull down the wynford
you won't have time to wank then!
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:25 pm
I'm well into my third bucket !
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:32 pm
11.30pm for me, otherwise I wake up with an headache.
Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:11 pm
and to think I just came off pornhub for this type of conversation!
Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:21 pm
Does anyone know the best pain relief for accidently slamming down the lap top on your chopper is ?
Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:44 pm
You should keep ejaculating helps stop Prostrate cancer
Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:06 pm
cardiff yid wrote:You should keep ejaculating helps stop Prostrate cancer
If thats the case I'll never get it.

Had the Dr's finger up the bum when I was fifty though.Dunno what the gays see in it.
Felt like the Dr was feeling round for loose change.
Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:11 pm
This thread is a load of toss.
Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:12 pm
My avatar extols all the benefits of self pleasuring
Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:13 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:This got to be a 5 pager
Minimum I would say!
Can't beat a danger wank in my opinion!
Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:10 pm
I would say about 173yrs old is about right
Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:17 pm
Ask the Jacks.
It's their specialist subject.
Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:29 pm
Twenty minutes. Hence, the old saying:-
Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, if I don't come now I must be empty!
Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:52 pm
FairPlay guys...
Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:59 pm
GrangeEndStar wrote:This thread is a load of toss.
It might be a sticky by the end of the night
Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:05 pm
TopCat CCFC wrote:GrangeEndStar wrote:This thread is a load of toss.
It might be a sticky by the end of the night

Saw that coming
Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:05 pm
TopCat CCFC wrote:GrangeEndStar wrote:This thread is a load of toss.
It might be a sticky by the end of the night

Saw that coming
Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:05 pm
PtB wrote:TopCat CCFC wrote:GrangeEndStar wrote:This thread is a load of toss.
It might be a sticky by the end of the night

Saw that coming

Twice so quickly?!?
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