CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:52 am
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:12 am
With a bat.
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:17 am
She looks like she's held together with staples and tape. When you took her knickers down, it would be like when a fishing trawler empties its net on deck.
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:24 am
No way Jose !!! Ugly bint
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:05 am
There's some fussy Feckers on here! 
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:00 pm
Put a bag over each of her bulging frog eyes then perhaps.
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:18 pm
She has tits like an elephants ears and her ringpiece looks like a jelly-fishes friend.
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:47 pm
GrangeEndStar wrote:She has tits like an elephants ears and her ringpiece looks like a jelly-fishes friend.
DONT...........Dont.......get me all excited.........
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:12 pm
She needs to sort her war-paint out too. She looks like Cleopatra's Nan.
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:49 pm
noooooooooo.... 
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:35 pm
krabb wrote:noooooooooo....
On a more positive note, we went to the Craig Charles Funk/Soul night at the Globe a week back. The little Chinese barmaid was in there and had her Mandarins on display. That's one Dragon I would love to Enter.
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:47 pm
GrangeEndStar wrote:krabb wrote:noooooooooo....
On a more positive note, we went to the Craig Charles Funk/Soul night at the Globe a week back. The little Chinese barmaid was in there and had her Mandarins on display. That's one Dragon I would love to Enter.
goin to see the beat in december and martha reeves and the vandellas...if i can stay sobber i will have a look at her chinese dumplings....note to self.....no drinking before show...
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:51 pm
Right bunch of charmers here. 
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:59 pm
Surely the question should be:
Would you do Claudia whilst playing Sean Connery in a game of chess, giving Osama bin Laden a "gok wan" makeover and playing hide and seek with Rebecca Brooke's third nipple?
Would you do Claudia whilst playing Sean Connery in a game of chess, giving Osama bin Laden a "gok wan" makeover and playing hide and seek with Rebecca Brooke's third nipple?
Re: CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN, WOULD YOU?
Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:22 pm
krabb wrote:GrangeEndStar wrote:krabb wrote:noooooooooo....
On a more positive note, we went to the Craig Charles Funk/Soul night at the Globe a week back. The little Chinese barmaid was in there and had her Mandarins on display. That's one Dragon I would love to Enter.
goin to see the beat in december and martha reeves and the vandellas...if i can stay sobber i will have a look at her chinese dumplings....note to self.....no drinking before show...
The Beat will be a perfect opportunity to ask her what the Toaster's name is, where she will reply, 'Wanking Woger'. Fnaaar.
