The strangest PM you have received on here

As the title says , I had a random person who I've never spoke to on here before ask me at 1am if I could get them some pot

As the title says , I had a random person who I've never spoke to on here before ask me at 1am if I could get them some pot

A crack (of dawn) pot ?

Well... can you?

Got one from Annis asking me to buy his book.

The same book I had purchased about a week earlier

Someone telling me they admired my bravery

Mine was from a former Nigerian General who said that he was prepared to give me 50% of the $1.3m that was in his Swiss Bank account and all he needed was my bank details. If you are reading this, General Goodluck Molasses Abobo, you are a first-class-cunt, sir.

Mine was that if I didn't support the rebrand then I'd get a kick in. Still waiting by the way

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

Roath Magic pm'd me once asking was it cool to have a moustache.

Roath Magic pm'd me once asking was it cool to have a moustache.

I use to get 10 a day of him Stud

Do u want to come to Stoke with us? Cheggers can sort it with u?

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

plausible or not Gar?

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

I see you do one when you are faced with a ligament question Gary. Being a Swansea fan then it's understandable that you run for the hills when asked a question. I even PM'd you which you should feel lucky Gary because other than my single PM then all you've got in your inbox is cobwebs.

Oh well, hope you enjoy cleaning cobwebs boyo

Constantly being mistaken for a geezer who sells T-Shirts.

Constantly being mistaken for a geezer who sells T-Shirts.

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

I see you do one when you are faced with a ligament question Gary. Being a Swansea fan then it's understandable that you run for the hills when asked a question. I even PM'd you which you should feel lucky Gary because other than my single PM then all you've got in your inbox is cobwebs.

Oh well, hope you enjoy cleaning cobwebs boyo

Oh well! I reply too your Pm then I see this! You'll never change mush, and thats where you shine you tw*t!

By the way, my inbox is doing ok, mostly from people wanting to kick my head in or slagging you off!

The threatening ones and abusive ones off SwanseaLad

The threatening ones and abusive ones off SwanseaLad

Not for a while actually!

The threatening ones and abusive ones off SwanseaLad

Not for a while actually!

Oh there was a new batch recently! he must have been drunk on his visit to Asia.

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

I see you do one when you are faced with a ligament question Gary. Being a Swansea fan then it's understandable that you run for the hills when asked a question. I even PM'd you which you should feel lucky Gary because other than my single PM then all you've got in your inbox is cobwebs.

Oh well, hope you enjoy cleaning cobwebs boyo

Oh well! I reply too your Pm then I see this! You'll never change mush, and thats where you shine you tw*t!

By the way, my inbox is doing ok, mostly from people wanting to kick my head in or slagging you off!

I have noticed that you've replied mate and shall reply when I have time but I'm uninitiated with PMs from Cardiff fans, ie, Palace etc that it'll take me a while to respond to you and like you say , it's been 15 years plus that we've been posting on Cardiff City message boards so you can wait a while till I reply as Cardiff come first before Swansea, no offense intended

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

I see you do one when you are faced with a ligament question Gary. Being a Swansea fan then it's understandable that you run for the hills when asked a question. I even PM'd you which you should feel lucky Gary because other than my single PM then all you've got in your inbox is cobwebs.

Oh well, hope you enjoy cleaning cobwebs boyo

Oh well! I reply too your Pm then I see this! You'll never change mush, and thats where you shine you tw*t!

By the way, my inbox is doing ok, mostly from people wanting to kick my head in or slagging you off!

I have noticed that you've replied mate and shall reply when I have time but I'm uninitiated with PMs from Cardiff fans, ie, Palace etc that it'll take me a while to respond to you and like you say , it's been 15 years plus that we've been posting on Cardiff City message boards so you can wait a while till I reply as Cardiff come first before Swansea, no offense intended

Why are you having pm's from Palace fans on here? You've been on the piss again haven't you!

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

I see you do one when you are faced with a ligament question Gary. Being a Swansea fan then it's understandable that you run for the hills when asked a question. I even PM'd you which you should feel lucky Gary because other than my single PM then all you've got in your inbox is cobwebs.

Oh well, hope you enjoy cleaning cobwebs boyo

Oh well! I reply too your Pm then I see this! You'll never change mush, and thats where you shine you tw*t!

By the way, my inbox is doing ok, mostly from people wanting to kick my head in or slagging you off!

I have noticed that you've replied mate and shall reply when I have time but I'm uninitiated with PMs from Cardiff fans, ie, Palace etc that it'll take me a while to respond to you and like you say , it's been 15 years plus that we've been posting on Cardiff City message boards so you can wait a while till I reply as Cardiff come first before Swansea, no offense intended

Why are you having pm's from Palace fans on here? You've been on the piss again haven't you!

You are missing the point completely mush. Do some research and you'll find the answer

And as for receiving PMs about slagging me off then you way of the mark as any Cardiff fan who had beef with me would either vent their anger on here or PM but I haven't seen any and when you say they send PMs regarding me then that is a load of fallen as why would they complain to a Jack

They would encourage me to give you a hard time fella, Dont make out Cardiff posters on here are in bed with you because it doesn't wash mush

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

I see you do one when you are faced with a ligament question Gary. Being a Swansea fan then it's understandable that you run for the hills when asked a question. I even PM'd you which you should feel lucky Gary because other than my single PM then all you've got in your inbox is cobwebs.

Oh well, hope you enjoy cleaning cobwebs boyo

Oh well! I reply too your Pm then I see this! You'll never change mush, and thats where you shine you tw*t!

By the way, my inbox is doing ok, mostly from people wanting to kick my head in or slagging you off!

I have noticed that you've replied mate and shall reply when I have time but I'm uninitiated with PMs from Cardiff fans, ie, Palace etc that it'll take me a while to respond to you and like you say , it's been 15 years plus that we've been posting on Cardiff City message boards so you can wait a while till I reply as Cardiff come first before Swansea, no offense intended

Why are you having pm's from Palace fans on here? You've been on the piss again haven't you!

You are missing the point completely regarding Palace mush. Do some research and you'll find the answer

And as for receiving PMs about slagging me off then you way of the mark as any Cardiff fan who had beef with me would either vent their anger on here or PM but I haven't seen any and when you say they send PMs regarding me then that is a load of fallen as why would they complain to a Jack

They would encourage me to give you a hard time fella, Dont make out Cardiff posters on here are in bed with you because it doesn't wash mush

Arranged to meet Swansealad for a fight but he tried to put Merthyr into his sat nav and ended up in Manchester.

Arranged to meet Swansealad for a fight but he tried to put Merthyr into his sat nav and ended up in Manchester.

He's on his hols in Australia at the moment (read Thailand). I really don't want to think about it. Bleuchhh.

Arranged to meet Swansealad for a fight but he tried to put Merthyr into his sat nav and ended up in Manchester.

He's on his hols in Australia at the moment (read Thailand). I really don't want to think about it. Bleuchhh.

Heard he rocked up in Vienna shouting "Gday mate"

Arranged to meet Swansealad for a fight but he tried to put Merthyr into his sat nav and ended up in Manchester.

He's on his hols in Australia at the moment (read Thailand). I really don't want to think about it. Bleuchhh.

Heard he rocked up in Vienna shouting "Gday mate"

If a mad scientist kidnapped Paul for a brain-exchange experiment with a goldfish, the fish would come out worse.

Arranged to meet Swansealad for a fight but he tried to put Merthyr into his sat nav and ended up in Manchester.

He's on his hols in Australia at the moment (read Thailand). I really don't want to think about it. Bleuchhh.

Heard he rocked up in Vienna shouting "Gday mate"

If a mad scientist kidnapped Paul for a brain-exchange experiment with a goldfish, the fish would come out worse.

Cardiff fans saying I'm an ok person and enjoy me posting and making threads and to ignore the bellends

I see you do one when you are faced with a ligament question Gary. Being a Swansea fan then it's understandable that you run for the hills when asked a question. I even PM'd you which you should feel lucky Gary because other than my single PM then all you've got in your inbox is cobwebs.

Oh well, hope you enjoy cleaning cobwebs boyo

Oh well! I reply too your Pm then I see this! You'll never change mush, and thats where you shine you tw*t!

By the way, my inbox is doing ok, mostly from people wanting to kick my head in or slagging you off!

I have noticed that you've replied mate and shall reply when I have time but I'm uninitiated with PMs from Cardiff fans, ie, Palace etc that it'll take me a while to respond to you and like you say , it's been 15 years plus that we've been posting on Cardiff City message boards so you can wait a while till I reply as Cardiff come first before Swansea, no offense intended

Why are you having pm's from Palace fans on here? You've been on the piss again haven't you!

You are missing the point completely mush. Do some research and you'll find the answer

And as for receiving PMs about slagging me off then you way of the mark as any Cardiff fan who had beef with me would either vent their anger on here or PM but I haven't seen any and when you say they send PMs regarding me then that is a load of fallen as why would they complain to a Jack

They would encourage me to give you a hard time fella, Dont make out Cardiff posters on here are in bed with you because it doesn't wash mush

Oh dear Zippy! It seems my post went completely over your head son!