Mr Tan is a Cheeky Monkey Bless Him

He is like your favourite Grandad with that cheeky smile, that
wicked sense of humour, and his Simon Cowell trousers

Did you see him when some middle aged men chanted 'we will always be blue'? Like a young Bruce Forsyth, he quickly retorted with a cheeky little 'No, We will always be Red'. God bless him.

And he's right you know! Who else do you know with a few hundred million quid to spare? He is our saviour


As long as we stay in the best league in the world at the end of the season, everything will be a fine, trust me xx

Brace yourself for the onslaught....

Brace yourself for the onslaught....

Thank you my friend. I have locked the doors, closed the curtains, and I am upstairs. My bedroom window is open, and I have a pisspot full of piss, ready to empty it over the next person who knocks my door

Brace yourself for the onslaught....

I'm bookmarking this thread!!

Brace yourself for the onslaught....

Thank you my friend. I have locked the doors, closed the curtains, and I am upstairs. My bedroom window is open, and I have a pisspot full of piss, ready to empty it over the next person who knocks my door

what a waste of drivel