Caulker needs a song!

After scoring the winner against that lot and being our skipper, Caulker needs a song, he's going to be a Cardiff legend! Anyone have any ideas?

In the swansea goal,
Bellers crosses the ball, he hits it a treat,
Caulker heads it in, he heads it so sweet,
In the swansea goal.

P.S Only written for jacks reading this post, not to actually be sung.

To the tune of Volare!!

Steve Caulker Wo oh oh ooh
Steve Caulker Wo oh oh ooh
He said f**k off you Jacks
I'm Cardiff's centre back

Steve Caulker woah!!
Steve Caulker woah!!!
He was a jack before...
He isn't anymore.....


Easy and simple....

Steve Caulker woah!!
Steve Caulker woah!!!
He was a jack before...
He isn't anymore.....

Easy and simple....

No more songs mentioning the Jacks. Its cringeworthy. Lets try and be original for once like we were before for many years.

How about coming up with one then yourself then Mr Gallagher FFS. Light hearted, witty banter which had a dig at your rivals is what football chants have been about since I can remember so if you want to come up with something better crack on



And while you're at it, have you got a FIFA 14 cover lol

he's tall, he's black......... 'Actually hes of dark ethnic origin.. sensitive subject nowadays insn't it'
He scored against the jacks,

Stephen caulkerr, stephen caulker

Gary, gary gary, gary gary, gary gary Medel
Steven, Steven Steven, Steven Steven, Steven Steven Caulker

Oh Steven Caulker you used to be a jack...
But you said f**k that I ain't going back...
You came to Cardiff and certain to score...
You'll be a legend for evermore...

Steve Caulker woah!!
Steve Caulker woah!!!
He was a jack before...
He isn't anymore.....

Easy and simple....

No more songs mentioning the Jacks. Its cringeworthy. Lets try and be original for once like we were before for many years.

How about you put your own idea forward before chirping away at other people's..

Just an idea like...

Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Caulker
He swam awayyyyy
To Cardiff Bayyyyyy

HE IS THE CAPTAIN OF OUR SHIP, CAULKER.

HE DOESNT TAKE NO f*cking SHIT, ITS STEEEEEEEPHEN CAULKER

HE SCORED THE GREATEST GOAL

ALL THANKS TO VALDEMORT

CAULLLLLLKER!

Beat that, 5 whole minutes in the making. Taken from the muller advert in the 90's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMjX9xPr5EU

To the tune monster, much like Chopra.

Who's that at the heart of defence?!
Its Steven Caulker! Steven Caulker!

Steven Steven Steven Steven Steven Stevennn Caulkeeeeer, he swam awaaaaay, to Cardiff baaaaaaaay

Upside, inside out he's livin la Steven Caulker
He'll push and pull you down, livin la Steven Caulker
He's a bluebird for life and scored against the fuckers
He will wear you out livin la Steven Caulker Livin la Steven Caulker Come on!
He's livin la Steven Caulker

Ricky Martins Livin la vida loca

Steven Caulker is a ledge, is a ledge, is a ledge, Steven Caulker is a ledge, he fucked Swansea...