Funniest chant You've ever heard. (might need a top 3)

1.Who's that coming out william hill... its Michael Chopra, Michael Chopra

2."Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy. @ hasslebaink.

3. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams." (the guy had schitzophrenia)

1.Who's that coming out william hill... its Michael Chopra, Michael Chopra

2."Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy. @ hasslebaink.

3. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams." (the guy had schitzophrenia)

The Odemwingie chant was funny about him driving here.

There's only one Lennie Henry. West Ham play offs, came across brilliantly on the radio

After QPR lost to Vauxhall motors in the cup and we sang to them "Lost to a garage, you f*cking lost to a garage" still my favourite by a country mile.

After QPR lost to Vauxhall motors in the cup and we sang to them "Lost to a garage, you f*cking lost to a garage" still my favourite by a country mile.

1.Who's that coming out william hill... its Michael Chopra, Michael Chopra

2."Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy. @ hasslebaink.

3. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams." (the guy had schitzophrenia)

whys number 3. funny?

"He's coming for you, he's coming for you, Harry Potter, he's coming for you"

Saw West Ham fans singing it to Jonjo Shelvey on YouTube.

As for City chants, the Odemwingie one was decent. Like these too...

"He's here, he's there, he's every f*cking where, Mr Moon"

"He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your labarador, Kim Bo-Kyung"

"We're Cardiff City, we'll park where we want"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLcnAXKXAS0

He eats what he wants,
He eats what he wants,
Ebanks-Blake,
He eats what he wants!!

Obese and you know you are x 4 (also aimed at Ebanks-Blake)

3. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams." (the guy had schitzophrenia)

That's f*cking Brilliant

3. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams." (the guy had schitzophrenia)

That's f*cking Brilliant

why?

3. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams." (the guy had schitzophrenia)

That's f*cking Brilliant

why?

Agreed. I don't see how mocking someone who has a mental illness is brilliant either.

It's brilliant because it made me laugh.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

It's brilliant because it made me laugh.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

why did it make you laugh then?

why is being diagnosed with schizophrenia funny to you?

why is labeling a schizophrenic with a symptom unrelated to schizophrenia funny?

West Ham fans at Liverpool singing,
"we've got DiCanio
you've got our stereo"

even the scousers were laughing.

She said no Marlon, she said no!

Thought the "You only swim when you're winning" chant was quite good on Sunday!

Years ago at Ninian Park chanting "what a waste of petrol" when the fuel strike was on!

Also when there were floods we chanted "you're going home in a f*cking rowing boat"

"Darren, watch your Purse, Darren Darren, watch your Purse

When we played Southampton and Nathan Dyer was playing

My fav was when we played Bristol City away about 2 seasons ago. We were getting played off the park and we were highly placed in the league and going for promotion under Jones. I think we were losing 3 nil and the Bristol fans started chanting premiership your havin a laugh and we replied with premiership we're havin a laugh.
Just shows we can poke fun at ourselves and our travelling fans have a good sense of humor.

Eduardo made his comeback against us a few years ago after breaking his leg against Birmingham and I heard this cracker.....

Eduardo-o-o-o
Eduardo-o-o-o
You used to have silky skills but now you play like Heather Mills
Eduardo-o-o-o

Genius.

It's brilliant because it made me laugh.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

why did it make you laugh then?

why is being diagnosed with schizophrenia funny to you?

why is labeling a schizophrenic with a symptom unrelated to schizophrenia funny?

Lighten up!

"Darren, watch your Purse, Darren Darren, watch your Purse

When we played Southampton and Nathan Dyer was playing

It's brilliant because it made me laugh.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

why did it make you laugh then?

why is being diagnosed with schizophrenia funny to you?

why is labeling a schizophrenic with a symptom unrelated to schizophrenia funny?

Lighten up!

lighten up!

from what?

I love the hypocrisy of this board sometimes, in another thread its completely unacceptable to chant stuff about dead Swansea fans, yet mocking mental health is all well and good

tell you what why dont you stick your lighten up where the sun dont shine and have some respect

It's Barnsley away it's Barnsley away f**k man United it's Barnsley away

Gavin Rae's an alien
He has a aliens face
He didn't sign from rangers he signed from out of space he drives a Aston Martin his clothes are really flash
He signed for cardiff city coz we gave him lots of cash

"We're winning abroad" 5000 cardiff fans at fulham

'You got beaten by Nuneaton la la la la la la' sung by us at NP against the Jacks.....they got dumped out the FA Cup by them a couple's weeks before...

West Ham fans yet again (superb fans)

To the tune of L'amore (or whatever its called)

When the balls hits your head when you sat in row z thaaaats Zamora!

West Ham fans yet again (superb fans)

To the tune of L'amore (or whatever its called)

When the balls hits your head when you sat in row z thaaaats Zamora!

This ones class!!

"Heyyyyy hey baby, oh ah, I wanna knowwwwww why your not in jail"
To Woodgate and Bowyer v Leeds