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supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:42 pm

'Fears of mass exodus as Swansea supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Reuters News Agency 01-11-13. 17:40

Police and border agency officials are adamant that is no cause for
alarm when thousands of Swansea supporters are bused into Cardiff
on Sunday for the South Wales derby. Many relief and charity organisations believe Swansea locals will see this as an opportunity to
escape the abject poverty and degradation in the second City and try
to claim asylum once they arrive in what has now been dubbed "The
Streets of Gold'' by drug addled benefit claiming Swansea families.

"Im not going home, mush" said Townhill resident Dai Soon.. "listen
yer, I've had no running water, no heating, my methadone ave been
stopped and even the Poundstretchers ave closed down and that was
an easy rob! - I'm gonna jump off that Coach Sunday into the arms
of a Cardiff copper and claim Asylum. Facks sake mush, they got Leletric lights and everything over there. ewe can see Cardiff from the
moon mun. They get everything. We get nish. Im entitled innit. My wife and Sister are coming with me, yes, both of us!!... and the kids like.. Mercedes, Tampon, Chardonnay and Kyle."

A police spokesman has assured Cardiff residents that his men will be vigilant and that the Citys' residents can sleep soundly under their
14 tog quilts.

**As requested by the Swansea City Supporters Club, there WILL
now be a needle exchange at the rendezvous point. Cardiff City FC
have announced they will be handing every Swansea City supporter entering the ground a packed lunch and also shoes for the children. CCFC :malky: :malky: :malky:

Re: supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:12 pm

f**k em...............don't give them shoes they'll put them together and start another pikey estate

Re: supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:14 pm

taffy123 wrote:'Fears of mass exodus as Swansea supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Reuters News Agency 01-11-13. 17:40

Police and border agency officials are adamant that is no cause for
alarm when thousands of Swansea supporters are bused into Cardiff
on Sunday for the South Wales derby. Many relief and charity organisations believe Swansea locals will see this as an opportunity to
escape the abject poverty and degradation in the second City and try
to claim asylum once they arrive in what has now been dubbed "The
Streets of Gold'' by drug addled benefit claiming Swansea families.

"Im not going home, mush" said Townhill resident Dai Soon.. "listen
yer, I've had no running water, no heating, my methadone ave been
stopped and even the Poundstretchers ave closed down and that was
an easy rob! - I'm gonna jump off that Coach Sunday into the arms
of a Cardiff copper and claim Asylum. Facks sake mush, they got Leletric lights and everything over there. ewe can see Cardiff from the
moon mun. They get everything. We get nish. Im entitled innit. My wife and Sister are coming with me, yes, both of us!!... and the kids like.. Mercedes, Tampon, Chardonnay and Kyle."

A police spokesman has assured Cardiff residents that his men will be vigilant and that the Citys' residents can sleep soundly under their
14 tog quilts.

**As requested by the Swansea City Supporters Club, there WILL
now be a needle exchange at the rendezvous point. Cardiff City FC
have announced they will be handing every Swansea City supporter entering the ground a packed lunch and also shoes for the children. CCFC :malky: :malky: :malky:

:laughing6: :notworthy:

Re: supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:47 pm

Hey, we may laugh, but this is a big event for the Jacks ;)

A chance for them to escape the townships and take in the cultural delights of one of Europe's rising capital cities...

Don't forget your passports, boyos! :laughing6: :laughing6:

Re: supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:41 am

taffy123 wrote:'Fears of mass exodus as Swansea supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Reuters News Agency 01-11-13. 17:40

Police and border agency officials are adamant that is no cause for
alarm when thousands of Swansea supporters are bused into Cardiff
on Sunday for the South Wales derby. Many relief and charity organisations believe Swansea locals will see this as an opportunity to
escape the abject poverty and degradation in the second City and try
to claim asylum once they arrive in what has now been dubbed "The
Streets of Gold'' by drug addled benefit claiming Swansea families.

"Im not going home, mush" said Townhill resident Dai Soon.. "listen
yer, I've had no running water, no heating, my methadone ave been
stopped and even the Poundstretchers ave closed down and that was
an easy rob! - I'm gonna jump off that Coach Sunday into the arms
of a Cardiff copper and claim Asylum. Facks sake mush, they got Leletric lights and everything over there. ewe can see Cardiff from the
moon mun. They get everything. We get nish. Im entitled innit. My wife and Sister are coming with me, yes, both of us!!... and the kids like.. Mercedes, Tampon, Chardonnay and Kyle."

A police spokesman has assured Cardiff residents that his men will be vigilant and that the Citys' residents can sleep soundly under their
14 tog quilts.

**As requested by the Swansea City Supporters Club, there WILL
now be a needle exchange at the rendezvous point. Cardiff City FC
have announced they will be handing every Swansea City supporter entering the ground a packed lunch and also shoes for the children. CCFC :malky: :malky: :malky:


:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

Re: supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:42 pm

Judging by the spelling in most of the posts on this forum it is apparent that retardism is rife in Cardiff

Re: supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Sat Nov 02, 2013 3:55 pm

PremierJacks wrote:Judging by the spelling in most of the posts on this forum it is apparent that retardism is rife in Cardiff


SL69.
The defence rests :thumbup:

Re: supporters prepare for Cardiff trip'

Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:04 pm

You have seen bbc3's 'the call centre'? There's retards for you right there...