THIS GIRL..........

..........wanted me to go down on her.

"Kiss me where it smells!" She begs me

...............So I drove her to Cardiff!

..........wanted me to go down on her.

"Kiss me where it smells!" She begs me

...............So I drove her to Cardiff!

Don't Lie.......it was your mother.

Good to see you and your sister getting on so well..

I bet you've spent your whole day thinking of an insult, but remember not to bring your family into it next time.

..........wanted me to go down on her.

"Kiss me where it smells!" She begs me

...............So I drove her to Cardiff!

What, to take your mind off the fact she has a smelly growler?

..........wanted me to go down on her.

"Kiss me where it smells!" She begs me

...............So I drove her to Cardiff!

it will smell wherever you go mate its yourself you're smelling not the area

..........wanted me to go down on her.

"Kiss me where it smells!" She begs me

...............So I drove her to Cardiff!

That's really really poor. I would have deleted that as soon as I wrote it.

Good to see you and your sister getting on so well..

Don't Lie.......it was your mother.

Once again the incest obsessed ones are making themselves known again.. very worrying

You really should keep your fantasies to yourselves... well I hope its only a fantasy

Good to see you and your sister getting on so well..

Don't Lie.......it was your mother.

Once again the incest obsessed ones are making themselves known again.. very worrying

You really should keep your fantasies to yourselves... well I hope its only a fantasy

Based on your theory, what does it say about you being on this forum?

that was dreadful

The responses are better than the joke

A Primary Teacher in Swansea explains to her class that she is a Swansea fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Swansea fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Swansea fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Swansea fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Cardiff City fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Cardiff City fan?'
'Because my mum is a Cardiff City fan, and my dad is a Cardiff City fan, so I'm a Cardiff City fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Cardiff City fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Swansea fan.'

Good to see you and your sister getting on so well..

This is where the Chuckmeister excels. ..... ripping into the JB's.

Good to see you and your sister getting on so well..

This is where the Chuckmeister excels. ..... ripping into the JB's.

Yes. Comedy gold without a doubt

Yes. Comedy gold without a doubt

Clearly not talking about your OP here...

Good to see you and your sister getting on so well..

This is where the Chuckmeister excels. ..... ripping into the JB's.

Yes. Comedy gold without a doubt

And you expected what?......a tap on the back?

Not a nice thing to say about your sister dude

Not a nice thing to say about your sister dude

another one.. I will have to make a list and out all you lot who are so incest obsessed

but since it would include just about every Cardiff supporter theres not much point

Not a nice thing to say about your sister dude

another one.. I will have to make a list and out all you lot who are so incest obsessed

but since it would include just about every Cardiff supporter theres not much point

592

:lol:

Not a nice thing to say about your sister dude

another one.. I will have to make a list and out all you lot who are so incest obsessed

but since it would include just about every Cardiff supporter theres not much point

592

theres only 592 Cardiff supporters? come on now I know that theres not many but surely more than that lol:

:lol:

Not a nice thing to say about your sister dude

another one.. I will have to make a list and out all you lot who are so incest obsessed

but since it would include just about every Cardiff supporter theres not much point

592

theres only 592 Cardiff supporters? come on now I know that theres not many but surely more than that lol:

595
Sad lonely paranoid obsessed

:lol:

Not a nice thing to say about your sister dude

another one.. I will have to make a list and out all you lot who are so incest obsessed

but since it would include just about every Cardiff supporter theres not much point

592

theres only 592 Cardiff supporters? come on now I know that theres not many but surely more than that lol:

595
Sad lonely paranoid obsessed

that's very brave of you to admit your problems to the world

:lol:

Not a nice thing to say about your sister dude

another one.. I will have to make a list and out all you lot who are so incest obsessed

but since it would include just about every Cardiff supporter theres not much point

592

theres only 592 Cardiff supporters? come on now I know that theres not many but surely more than that lol:

595
Sad lonely paranoid obsessed

that's very brave of you to admit your problems to the world

Inspired

Not a nice thing to say about your sister dude

another one.. I will have to make a list and out all you lot who are so incest obsessed

but since it would include just about every Cardiff supporter theres not much point

We're not the 6 finger inbreds, unlike the jacks

How long did it take you to blow her up? Hope you don't smoke or inject intra-venous drugs like the rest of Townhill! It s must have taken an age to get her inflated.

How long did it take you to blow her up? Hope you don't smoke or inject intra-venous drugs like the rest of Townhill! It s must have taken an age to get her inflated.