MR TAN...talking SCARVES and MONEY

Some have already mentioned that MR T has taken the PLEDGE..THE PLEDGE...WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS!

WELL, OUR EMINENT OWNER HAS PROMISED TO GIVE AWAY HALF of his income BEFORE.YES BEFORE....he passes away .......well remember he his worth about £800M...a lot of lolly in any ones imagination...and its not easy GIVING AWAY half of that amount before he dies...you know, none of us exactly knows when we are going to "GO"...MR T is not exactly "OLD" but is no spring chicken either and it would bring great dishonour if he failed to fulfil this pledge before he`s gone...

SO HOW IS MR T DOING SO FAR?..... well apart from a few soccer schools in Malaysia and some charity giving here in South Wales...NOT VERY WELL ...here`s the problem....the interest alone on £400M in my estimate amounts to about £38K per day (or OVER £2k per hour).....and quite frankly, he`s struggling and STRUGGLING BAD!..so hears my alternative take on recent developments at CCFC

MR T Is very happy to finally clear up the MOODY scandal...MALKAY has confirmed that his trusty lieutenant had indeed UNDERSPENT on the summer transfer BUDGET and this news has deeply angered MR T....how on earth is he going to get through £400m with actions like that!

In his efforts, some bright spark had already suggested to MR T that to achieve his goals he could give each fan a PRESENT...
this seemed like a great idea and Mr T proceeded to give each fan a nice scarf for the Winter containing Mr Ts luck red...
MR T however was very disappointed with the results after he found out that each scarf only cost 5p to make (plus p & p)
and he estimated that even if he had given each fan a 1000 "presents" it would hardly make a dent in his £400M...he was further perturbed to find out that some of the fans weren't keen on the initiative ...something about the colour not being quite right....

However, fans can be reassured that MR T is now bang back on track...he has heard that the former Chairman, Mr SAM, had been rather good at spending MONEY and has now enlisted him to assist himself to achieve his goals....MR SAM has recently mentioned a great opportunity to invest in a very reputable corporation known as "THE LANGSTONE CORPORATION"....
the name of this corporation seemed a bit sinister to MR T and on further investigations it appears that NO REAL DIRECTORS are on the BOARD of this company...ONLY NAMES of other LIMITED COMPANIES...in addition it seemed very confusing to MR T that the corporation is NOT BASED in the UK but a foreign TAX HAVEN...this does seem a bit worrying but MR SAM has assured him that he is very good friends with this corporation and his money will BE SAFE...

MR TAN WOULD APPRECIATE any help the forum members could give him on TRACKING DOWN the real owner of this CORPORATION AND ANY SUGGESTIONS ON the best way to SPEND HIS £400m.

Finally MR TAN would like to say how much he enjoys reading the comments on this forum and is GLAD that MR CHUCKLES
has not been driven away...MR TAN has heard that the "MODENATORS" (excuse the spelling)...have a facility where they can PRESS A BUTTON and get someone deleted..MR T has never heard of this facility before but is very interested in finding out if it could be incorporated into his business.....

Are you high on drugs?

Anyone need a hitman.

Sorry Guys .. bit tongue in cheek...also, nothing personally against "MR SAM"....my take on situation with Langstone is SAM
engineered his exit so that the Stadium could be built...and then intended to retake control using the large debt as leverage.. much like Tan is now doing. However, Sam was stabbed in the back by a certain person at the club who in the meantime brought in the Malaysians leaving Sam out in the cold...others ITK obviously know a bit more than this...so as I said, Never met the Man and will not judge...

HOWEVER, Tan has been our CASH COW over the last couple of years...he has also categorically said he can take a bit of criticism but not TOO much .....so,has he now reached tipping point? ...the £400M he has pledge to give away is TRUE...
he has spent £100M investing in Cardiff...does he see this as part of the Great TAN giveaway?...we are not a Charity but are we a "Community" project from Tans point of view? ...Cardiff will not make a profit for the foreseeable future IMO so perhaps we are - if so, it could be very happy days Cardiff City indeed!!!

Some have already mentioned that MR T has taken the PLEDGE..THE PLEDGE...WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS!

WELL, OUR EMINENT OWNER HAS PROMISED TO GIVE AWAY HALF of his income BEFORE.YES BEFORE....he passes away .......well remember he his worth about £800M...a lot of lolly in any ones imagination...and its not easy GIVING AWAY half of that amount before he dies...you know, none of us exactly knows when we are going to "GO"...MR T is not exactly "OLD" but is no spring chicken either and it would bring great dishonour if he failed to fulfil this pledge before he`s gone...

SO HOW IS MR T DOING SO FAR?..... well apart from a few soccer schools in Malaysia and some charity giving here in South Wales...NOT VERY WELL ...here`s the problem....the interest alone on £400M in my estimate amounts to about £38K per day (or OVER £2k per hour).....and quite frankly, he`s struggling and STRUGGLING BAD!..so hears my alternative take on recent developments at CCFC

MR T Is very happy to finally clear up the MOODY scandal...MALKAY has confirmed that his trusty lieutenant had indeed UNDERSPENT on the summer transfer BUDGET and this news has deeply angered MR T....how on earth is he going to get through £400m with actions like that!

In his efforts, some bright spark had already suggested to MR T that to achieve his goals he could give each fan a PRESENT...
this seemed like a great idea and Mr T proceeded to give each fan a nice scarf for the Winter containing Mr Ts luck red...
MR T however was very disappointed with the results after he found out that each scarf only cost 5p to make (plus p & p)
and he estimated that even if he had given each fan a 1000 "presents" it would hardly make a dent in his £400M...he was further perturbed to find out that some of the fans weren't keen on the initiative ...something about the colour not being quite right....

However, fans can be reassured that MR T is now bang back on track...he has heard that the former Chairman, Mr SAM, had been rather good at spending MONEY and has now enlisted him to assist himself to achieve his goals....MR SAM has recently mentioned a great opportunity to invest in a very reputable corporation known as "THE LANGSTONE CORPORATION"....
the name of this corporation seemed a bit sinister to MR T and on further investigations it appears that NO REAL DIRECTORS are on the BOARD of this company...ONLY NAMES of other LIMITED COMPANIES...in addition it seemed very confusing to MR T that the corporation is NOT BASED in the UK but a foreign TAX HAVEN...this does seem a bit worrying but MR SAM has assured him that he is very good friends with this corporation and his money will BE SAFE...

MR TAN WOULD APPRECIATE any help the forum members could give him on TRACKING DOWN the real owner of this CORPORATION AND ANY SUGGESTIONS ON the best way to SPEND HIS £400m.

Finally MR TAN would like to say how much he enjoys reading the comments on this forum and is GLAD that MR CHUCKLES
has not been driven away...MR TAN has heard that the "MODENATORS" (excuse the spelling)...have a facility where they can PRESS A BUTTON and get someone deleted..MR T has never heard of this facility before but is very interested in finding out if it could be incorporated into his business.....

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