Apsalyamov @ chelsea tomorrow

Iv just had a text message off a good source our new head of recruiment plans to use his paint and decorating skills to the full tomorrow to disrupt the chelsea staff and players. I hear he plans on entering their dressing room in the early hours to drink all the tea, eat their jaffa cakes, nick all the dirty underwear and do a bad paint job in red. Leaving behind one hell of a mess for jose to clean up. You never know he could end up like our macca ala qpr playoff final. Vinnies right hand man.

Iv just had a text message off a good source our new head of recruiment plans to use his paint and decorating skills to the full tomorrow to disrupt the chelsea staff and players. I hear he plans on entering their dressing room in the early hours to drink all the tea, eat their jaffa cakes, nick all the dirty underwear and do a bad paint job in red. Leaving behind one hell of a mess for jose to clean up. You never know he could end up like our macca ala qpr playoff final. Vinnies right hand man.

If that was an attempt at being funny then I wouldn't bother next time