THE PAINTERS GOING TO GET IT RIGHT

Everyone out there must be worried at the moment,what will the young painter do for us? what can he achieve? delve a little closer and you might see the colour of the walls from the colour of the grass.
I understand from close sources within the club that his first uncovering might come sooner rather than later,he has brushed off a few rumours that he is bringing in an all weather shield to help our defence. He has made it quite clear that the unibonding from players is starting to become solid. Our whole game will change because of our new pure performance will gloss us over and varnish all the cracks. He has stated that the music around the ground has to inspire us, he has arranged for matt gloss to come out of retirement and sing for us. After we have overcome our new colour changes we will roller every other team out there. This will be known as our crown period. He has arranged for all the players to go to sandown,this will allow for a smoother transition in to his working enviroment.His new mix and colourfull attitide will bring a whole new concept to the city. Roll on our new nickname????

I'm hoping he's just filling in temporary until january and we replace him with someone who has the experience to do the job when we really need a good recruitment man

he can only paper over the cracks.gloss things over. he is border line mad if he thinks he can do anymore.

He could get a Pasting from the Press.
his early Bristling confidence will get shattered and he may be overcome with emulsion!